percabeth oneshots

a normal morning

Hello my slightly [or very] crazy readers! Look who's back with a double update after like 10 days!

Anyway, this is more of a Pipercy bromance/seven oneshot more than a Percabeth oneshot, but I wanted to write something like this so *shrugs*

So, this is set somewhere in MoA, basically before Percabeth falls into Tartarus.

Disclaimer - I am not, definitely not, Mr. Rick "The Troll" Riordan.

Enjoy reading!

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Third Person P.O.V

"PERSEUS JACKSON, GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!" Piper screamed as she slid through the hallways of the Argo II on her socks, running after Percy. She looked a strange sight, wearing long, fuzzy, obviously slippery socks, and totally drenched pajamas, her usually choppy and braided hair all messed up and tangled because of water. 

Percy was dressed similarly, in matching pajamas and fuzzy socks, though completely dry. He was laughing, which tears streaming down his cheeks, trying to escape from Piper's wrath. Piper had been standing peacefully on the stern, before Percy decided to summon a huge wave and totally soaked her. 

Percy spotted Jason and Annabeth hunched over a table, looking over some plans. He quickly ran behind Annabeth and almost knocked her over, yelling something about 'saving him from Piper'. 

Annabeth spluttered, "Percy, what in the Zeus' name are you doing?"

"Trying to save myself from Piper!" He yelled before dashing off, just as Piper spotted him. 

She shouted, "Oh no, you don't!" She ran behind him, both of them disappearing below decks, where Piper was sure to get her revenge.

Annabeth gave Jason a sideways glance, and Jason shook his head, half in amusement, and half in frustration. Annabeth sighed and turned back to the plans.

It hadn't even been half an hour, when Percy and Piper both came running back, except now, Percy was the one chasing Piper, and Piper was the one laughing maniacally.

Piper rushed behind Annabeth and Jason, and Jason said, "What did you do to him?"

"I charmspoke him into flirting with Coach Hedge!" Piper yelled back.

"You did what?" Annabeth and Jason exclaimed in unison.

"EXACTLY WHAT YOU HEARD!" Piper screamed before running towards the cabins, as Percy rounded the corner and ran after Piper.

"I'm so going to get you!" He screamed.

"Why are we even dating those idiots?" Jason asked.

"I have no idea." Annabeth said.

Time Skip [At lunch (A/N the seven always have lunch together for team bonding or something while Coach Hedge keeps watch. idk really, just go with it ig?)]

Annabeth, Jason, Hazel, Frank and Leo were gathered in the mess hall, waiting for Percy and Piper to show up.

"Where are those two?" Leo asked, moaning. "I'm so hungry, and these stupid plates won't serve anything until everyone's present. And I don't want to leave my precious ship in the hands of that faun for so long!"

Hazel laughed, "Calm down, Leo. I'm sure they'll be here soon. And Coach won't let any damage come to the ship."

"I mean, coach might. He's not exactly the most observant. Or the most rational." Jason stated the obvious, though it didn't help team morale, as Leo and Hazel both glared at him.

Annabeth hummed noncommittally. "I don't think Percy and Piper will be here anytime soon. They're both pranking each other or something. They have been the whole morning." She shook her head, but the amusement was evident on her face.

Hazel, Frank and Jason giggled, while Leo turned scarlett. Frank said, "The last time one of those happened, Leo got all of his pants burner and had to waddle around wearing his t-shirts as pants because no one else's clothes fit him."

"Don't remind me." Leo grumbled.

Suddenly, the door burst open and in came Percy and Piper.

"Sorry we're late." Piper said, a little breathless. "Someone decided to stop the water from coming out of the shower when I was in it. I had to scream from inside the bathroom, with soap in my eyes, for Percy to start the water up again." She gave Percy a withering glance, but Percy just shrugged.

"It was revenge." He said. He went over to Annabeth and quickly kissed her head, "Hey, Wise Girl."

"What was the revenge even for?" Frank asked, after the two latecomers settled into chairs after saying hi to everyone. But after seeing the evil looks on their faces, Frank quickly backtracked and said, "Nevermind, I don't even want to know."

"We're not that bad, you know." Percy said, putting one arm around Annabeth and eating his pizza with his other hand.

"Oh, you are that bad, Seaweed Brain." Annabeth said, quickly kissing his cheek, before starting to eat herself.

Percy leaned forward and whispered somethin into her ear.

Annabeth laughed and pushed his face away, slightly red. She gave him a kiss when she saw his fake-wounded face.

Piper stared at them, disgusted. Even though she loved Percabeth, their PDA affected her the most, as Percy was basically her brother, and Annabeth was her bes friend. She said, "Can you two please keep the PDA to yourselves?! We're trying to eat here!"

Percy retorted, "Oh please, you and Jason here are much worse."

"Much much worse." Annabeth added.

"Well, if I remember it, Frank found you guys in the stables, didn't you Frank?" Piper said innocently, while Percy and Annabeth both went slightly red.

Frank looked up from his meal and nodded frantically, "Most traumatic experience of my life."

"We didn't even do anything!" Annabeth protested.

"Oh sure you didn't." Leo said mischievously.

The seven continued eating and bickering, and in the end, it was just a normal morning on the Argo II.

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And done! Finally!

Anyway, I'm not too happy with this, but it's not bad, I like it.

I think the Pipercy and the Jasabeth bromance is really cute, idk I just really really like it. What about you?

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