Everyone, all humans on earth beware of this spectacle! Never have you seen a brain that worked as hard this. It is too much of a ridiculous sight!
The system announced in Frozen Milk's mind. Yet Frozen Milk ignored it, he was too immersed.
Frozen Milk was seriously thinking of a way to flatter his system. The system was with him since the beginning of his transmigration, so he should fairly know it well.
The daily abuse, the twisted nature and cheats of the system. What didn't Frozen Milk know about it? Not even their parents, no not even a person themselves would know about someone as Frozen Milk knew about his system, this was also applied vice versa. Much to Frozen Milk's dismay.
So what kind of bullshit flattery would work on this crooked invention?
Frozen Milk didn't have time to think about it, he just needed to open his mouth and crap would come flying out. He relied on this ability to mindlessly talk without even needing to be conscious.
"I wou-" yet Frozen Milk didn't go far as a sharp pain surged through his abdomen and raced for his heart. It bit into his beating organ and blood just poured out.
Frozen Milk collapsed. He knew what this was. After all, he had experienced it many times now. Way too many times. The presence found him again.
"Alert, host!"
"Be quiet."
Frozen Milk already had a hard time and the system ringing in his head just made it worse.
"Frozen Milk?"
The other three quickly grasped the situation. They needed to find Holbe instantly.
Somehow, Frozen Milk wasn't happy about this. Of course, he wanted to save Holbe and hoped his characters genuinely shared this sentiment, but now it just felt like they needed her because she was the only one who could save him. Frozen Milk didn't want her to be reduced to this. It was just too cruel.
"Host, system will-"
"Just tell me how to get rid of the handcuffs!"
"With a key, host!"
If it weren't for both of his worlds to blow up if he died, Frozen Milk would've gladly dragged the system to hell with him.
"Host, please wait a second," and really after a second, Frozen Milk's symptoms disappeared.
However the system was distressed, "The threads are not gone, system merely gave you something akin to a painkiller. Host won't feel the pain but your body is still falling apart."
It was like this but Frozen Milk couldn't ask more. His system, surprisingly, did the best it could.
"I'm fine, just a relapse," Frozen Milk calmed the other three down.
What relapse? He wasn't someone addicted to this pain!
However, it was clear how pressing the matters were now. They needed to find a way to get rid of the handcuffs, escape and save Holbe.
"A key, huh?" Frozen Milk spat in his heart.
Anyone would guess that if there was a damned hole, there would be a damned key! Anything that had a hole could be filled! Needed something to fill it!
Frozen Milk couldn't think of any elaborate plan because his brain wasn't good enough so he simply said, "I go look for Holbe, Glimpse Water and Prota hold off everyone and you, Vil, go and settle things with your brother."
"How you get out of here, father?" Glimpse Water pointed at the handcuffs and the jail they've been locked into.
"Figure something out," it wasn't clear if Frozen Milk referred to himself or if he meant the others but Vil's concerns were something else.
"Do you want me to take the throne?"
"Do you?" Frozen Milk threw a question back at him.
"I don't know," Vil really was indifferent about the fact if he should inherit the throne or not, but if Frozen Milk wanted him to then he would.
"Whatever you want, if you want then yes, if not then no. The throne doesn't define you but your brother needs to be stopped," if the honey continued leaking out then the whole nature side would end up as a bee hole and who would fill it?
"So?" Vil still didn't understand but he knew that Frozen Milk cared about him. And this slightly soothed his M heart.
"Someone like your bother can't become king, who knows what his narcissistic ass would do."
"Not you," Vil was bend on being a pervert.
As Frozen Milk didn't react to it, Vil spoke again, "Leave it to me, my Lord. I won't disappoint you."
Vil planted a kiss on Frozen Milk's hand and then whispered in his ear, "If I do a good job, please punish me."
"Call the soldiers!" Frozen Milk pulled away with a blank look.
"You two know what to do right?" Frozen Milk was afraid Glimpse Water and Prota were provoked by Vil's actions.
"Pave the way for you," Prota smiled and also whispered in Frozen Milk's ear, "If I do a good job, please let me pleasure you."
Of course! Frozen Milk forgot that they all were powerful and their senses were heightened. Even if they whispered the others would be able to hear it.
Glimpse Water rolled his eyes, "I won't say something this cheesy but yknow."
Sure, a tsundere again.
Vil banged on the iron bars and immediately soldiers seemingly appeared out of nowhere, "Your Highness."
They knelt and didn't dare to look at Vil. The prince didn't say anything and looked at Frozen Milk in hopes he would dash out some plan.
Frozen Milk also had no plan. It was him who said to call the soldiers but then? Then? He hoped that they would miraculously find a way but Frozen Milk couldn't come up with one.
The heated staredown between those two was so powerful and uncomfortable that the soldiers on the ground broke out in sweat. They didn't dare to move at all.
Who was this mysterious man? This man who oozed a strong presence and could even rival the crown prince? Too frightening! Such an existence should be forbidden!
Little did they know that a presence was actually already trying to forbid Frozen Milk, so their little sweatdrops weren't for naught.
Frozen Milk sighed and pulled away from the eye contact that threatened to turn weird and inappropriate. He had to act and do what he did best.
Fluke until the heavens crash down on earth to personally purge Frozen Milk from this world!
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Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!
HumorTo lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? O...