Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

The destroyer should stay away from my hole!

"Stay away, stay away, for fucks sake just stay away!" Frozen Milk chanted it like a prayer. Who was he praying to? To his beloved, turned-psycho protagonist!

"Lord have mercy!" then he suddenly prayed to God.

"Do you still don't have a teleport function, beloved system?" now he tried his luck with his system.

"If host wrote it in his stories, system might've been able to evolve into one."

"Fuck! Don't make fun of me! Just tell me straight you're enjoying this!"

"Yes, host, very much so."

Frozen Milk coughed blood. He ran out of all options.

"Please don't run away! If you have to run, please run into my arms. I'm always here to catch you!"

"Shut up! Stay away from me, you cringe-spitting cactus! Yes, a cactus! You're so prickly full of needles, there's no way I want to be anywhere near you! And I especially don't want you up my ass!"

Frozen Milk had no idea how Prota was able to bed all the 5000 women with those corny lines! Heaven forbid Frozen Milk from ever writing romance novels!

"That's not true! I promise it won't hurt!"

"AAAAHHHHH," Frozen Milk screamed his lungs out.

That maniac actually wanted to stick it, it, it, the destroyer, the aubergine, the iron pole, the, the, the huge, humongous- Frozen Milk had no words to describe that destructive force- the virginity murderer inside him!

He actually planned to do that! No way, there was no way! Frozen Milk would die from being widened and pumped, thrust in for even just a second! Damn! Damn!

Suddenly, as if all the poor souls, his fallen brothers, that've endured such force inside them and moved on to heaven, assembled around Frozen Milk to lend him their powers to never experience the grieve they did, Frozen Milk's speed exploded and not even a full levelled up Prota or Vil could catch up to him.

Frozen Milk ran down the hallway with renewed vigour.

"Amazing! You're too amazing, Frozen Milk!"

However, of course, this was still not enough to outwit Prota who was only a few metres behind Frozen Milk.

Frozen Milk sincerely felt like the grim reaper was going after him again, determined to put Frozen Milk finally to rest because only then the world would be at peace.

"Just leave me alone!" actual tears streamed down Frozen Milk's face.

He was still too young, too healthy to lose his precious walking abilities, to hand them over to his protagonist!

There was no way he was going to end up bedridden. Frozen Milk was even more determined than the grim reaper behind him that he'd never ever, ever, ever would get close to Prota again.

It was a huge danger zone! The death flags of all death flags! Maybe Frozen Milk wouldn't die but what would actually die was obviously more important than his own life!

Frozen Milk grabbed a door, opened it and hid in the room after locking it. He sank on the floor as Prota hammered against the holy, life-saving door.

"Frozen Milk, please let me in! I just want to talk!"

Frozen Milk had a bad feeling, "Talk with what?"

"With my superior thing down her-"

So honest!

"Fuck off! Go and repent! Reflect on what you just said! Don't come back if you haven't washed your dirty, filthy brain with some good memory-losing substance!"

Of course, Frozen Milk expected such an answer! His naïve, innocent, bright protagonist was long gone, murdered and buried by the lustful and crazy fake! It was all his own fault! He should've never let them discover his true identity!

But the book's plot was such a mess, it was only a matter of time before they found out he was their author, their creator! But who knew, the minute this piece of information entered their minds, it'd sneakily flip the switch inside their perfectly functioning brain and make them addictively obsessed with him!

No, Frozen Milk shook his head, they were already infatuated with him before, for some reason. Was this his charm as an author? Were they attracted to him like worshippers to god?

"Of course, of course," Frozen Milk laughed, of course, he was a god!

"Really? Do you promise it?"

Fuck, Frozen Milk completely forgot Prota was still outside the door.

"What?" Frozen Milk had to be cautious. Who knew what nonsense Prota thought of again.

"Will you let me... at least my fingers?"

Frozen Milk banged on the door, "You shut your mouth already! Didn't I tell you to stop your naughty thoughts?"

Frozen Milk had to ring for air. He was so angry, he couldn't properly stand anymore and sank onto the floor again after standing up just to make a point.

Suddenly, it was quiet on the other side. Frozen Milk listened intensively until he could hear faint sobs. Frozen Milk panicked. Was Prota crying? No way! He made his protagonist cry again!

No way, wasn't this the worst crime he could commit? Harming the son of fate? Frozen Milk hoped the system wouldn't pop up with a punishment notification. Each time he did his characters wrong, he had to pay ten folds for it.

"Do you... really hate me that much? Do you not even love me at all?"

Again with this?

Prota sobbed and hiccuped, "I should've known you don't, after all, you planned to have me killed."

Frozen Milk could hear the injustice, the pain and the despair in Prota's voice.

"I thought, you'd... at least a little... at least would love me a little..."

It was as if a dam broke inside Frozen Milk which prompted him to abruptly rip the door open and take Prota into his arms.

Aggrieved Prota looked up to him, "Frozen Milk do you love me?"

Frozen Milk was helpless against Prota's tears, he sighed and patted his head, "Of course, I do. Of course or else I wouldn't be here."

Involuntarily, but Frozen Milk bit his tongue.

"Then why do you always deny my love for you?"

Frozen Milk had to control himself not to hurt Prota's feelings and broke it to him gently, "Of course, I don't. It's just your love is too big, way, way too big for me. It wouldn't fit inside me, not at all, so instead of your love how about we-"

"I promise, it'll fit! It won't hurt!"

Damn, Frozen Milk knew exactly they weren't talking about sweet, romantic and caring love right now! They were talking about that kind of love. The kind of physical love. The physical love that would brutally destroy Frozen Milk from the starting point of a small, tiny hole.

"Frozen Milk please accept my love!"

Prota cuddled himself more into Frozen Milk's arms.

"Let's take things slow at first," Frozen Milk gulped as Prota beamed him a handsome and attractive smile.

His pheromones just oozed out and Frozen Milk had to quickly slap them away with his hand before they had the chance to penetrate him.

"I will make sure, I'll ease you slowly in!" Prota said as he pushed Frozen Milk down to the floor.

And so another day passed where Frozen Milk had to fight to keep his bottom half safe. He thanked the virginity guardians that blessed him to escape his vicious fate as a target for another day.

Or so he thought as after all his futile tries the night came. The night where beasts would take their proper forms and there was no escaping anymore.

Frozen Milk could feel how with each passing day he lost a fraction of his soul.

Please come back! Reattach yourself!