Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

The virgin gods aren't making this easy...

Frozen Milk's short-lived peace in his room, hiding away from Holbe, was destroyed by the door opening with such a force, Frozen Milk fell out of his chair.

He turned around to see an aggrieved and teary Holbe who, the second she saw him, threw herself into his arms. They both fell out of the chair as Holbe clung onto Frozen Milk without letting him go.

Then her soft and beautiful face nestled into his embrace as wetness soaked trough Frozen Milk's shirt.

"If you don't find me attractive then just say so!" Holbe sobbed into Frozen Milk's chest. Frozen Milk was stunned for a second but then sighed.

"That's not it," Frozen Milk helplessly patted her head.

"Then what is it? Could it be you are perhaps, true to my assumptions, ga-"

"I'm not!" Frozen Milk immediately cut her off. This holiness really had such thoughts? Did it really look like Frozen Milk was... Was... Frozen Milk couldn't bear to continue this line of thought.

"Then...?" Holbe looked up at him and he wiped her tears away. Holbe nuzzled back into his embrace.

Frozen Milk was in a rather uncomfortable position. Of course...It was the cursed ground again! The hard surface that greeted him every single day as his secret lover!

"I'm... just not ready yet," Frozen Milk told her the truth.

"Ah," Holbe brought her face up to his, "It's alright, hubby. Let me guide you."

No! Frozen Milk felt humiliated! How could he let her do it for him? Frozen Milk wriggled out of her embrace and brought some distance between them.

"Just give me more time!"

"How much?"

"Like... forever?" Frozen Milk slowly said before in an instant he dashed towards the door again.

"Hubby! Frozen Milk! Wait, I'll promise, I'll ease you in!"

Why did those words sound so wrong? Why did they feel so wrong to Frozen Milk?

It was because they sounded just like his domineering and top characters!

Ease him in? Who needed her to ease him in? How was she going to do that anyways? He should be the one to ease her in!

No way, there was no way that even Holbe was going to top him! No way, his dignity as a fucking top here was once again on the line! Why do they all love to push him down and claim their dominance over him? Why?

Frozen Milk didn't understand but his legs did as they carried him forwards.

Frozen Milk and the hallway had their daily encounter and fated meeting that both would be better off without.

Frozen Milk ran across the mansion with Holbe in pursuit until he made it to his sacred spot again.

The bathroom.

He laid on the ground and stared at the ceiling. Frozen Milk was tired of the daily cat and mouse game. As the mouse shouldn't he be more clever, cunning? But it just felt like he stupidly was cornered by the big, bad cat who was always a step ahead of him.

"Hubby~" Frozen Milk froze on the spot before a might crashed his body and Holbe's face entered his vision.

She looked hurt, her cheeks pouty, her eyes red with glistening tears. A sight no male could resist. Frozen Milk sighed.

"Please don't run away again," Holbe nuzzled herself against Frozen Milk.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't force you to do it if you don't want."

Frozen Milk sat up, "Alright, I'm glad you understand."

Holbe nodded enthusiastically, "Then can you at least grant me a favour?"

Frozen Milk knew he shouldn't but he couldn't help it again. He really loved spoiling his characters, "What is it? As long as it isn't too outrageous, I'll consider it."

"Then I want to... bathe with my husband."

One second... Two.... Three...

Frozen Milk furiously worked his mind to weigh the pros and cons.

Bathing with his female, his holy beauty. Frozen Milk felt hot blood gushing out of his nose.

"You mean naked?"

"Yes~ but I promise we won't be doing anything except for maybe rubbing agains-"

Frozen Milk covered her mouth so her image wasn't tainted being clouded by those innuendoes that came flowing out of her mouth.

Frozen Milk saw the bullet flying towards him and instead of letting it hit him, he caught it with his mouth and bit it. He gave in. He bit the freaking bullet.

"Alright."

"Ok!" Holbe hurried and prepared the bath.

Her fingers trailed along the water as she leaned against the large and magnificent bathtub.

"Come here, hubby," Holbe motioned him to her.

Frozen Milk followed suit and soon enough both of them just watched the streams of water flowing into the bathtub.

The bathroom was as big as a suite and the bathtub took at least one-third of it. It was half the size of a swimming pool. They could literally swim in there.

"Let's enter," Holbe stripped and dipped into the water.

Her head lurked out and her hand pulled on Frozen Milk's clothes, "Take off your clothes."

She gave him a beautiful smile and Frozen Milk...

Frozen Milk found himself in heaven about to dive through soft clouds and enjoy this time.

However, Frozen Milk's resolve was still there. By the end of the day, he once again thanked the virgin gods he could protect his chastity.

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Guys,

I know it's early but let me just wish you a Merry Christmas! (Maybe you'll read this on Christmas- tmwr)

This year was very tough for everyone, I assume, at least for me it was both heavily procrastinating and regretting a lot of decisions. If I could, I wish I could travel back in time and restart. I wasted a whole year almost doing nothing but writing bs comedy lmao 

Anyways, I just hope you all will have a great Christmas although you might not be able to spend it with family and friends, but I wish you the best and may you be happy and be bestowed upon many (expensive) gifts (you can sell for a lot of money heheh) and great food!

By the way, can I just tell you of this shitty fortune I got? There was this random fortune reading for 2021 ad, so I thought, ok lemme try it out. It said to just tap anywhere on the screen and I'll get my fortune read for next year and ???? AND???? WHAT THE FUCK DID I FUCKING GET??????????

'Prepare for the worst, hope for the best'

(Had a ton of ranting here but decided it was cringe, so I deleted it)

Well, let's hope next year will be a much better year.

Wow, this was long- have a great day!