Chapter 43: Daddy Material

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"Good news!" Chan entered the hospital room

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"Good news!" Chan entered the hospital room.

"What is it?" Aisha asked.

"The doctor said that you'll be discharged tomorrow," he smiled widely, pulling a stool to her bed and sitting on it. She sat upright and yawned, "It got boring when you left."

"I was gone for an hour," Chan chuckled, "You missed me that much?"

"Oh, you don't even know," she scoffed.

"So about your father, I was thinking tha-" he started, but right at that moment, the door of the hospital room rashly swung open with a loud hoot, "SKRT SKRTTT!"

Aisha and Chan had a mini heart attack when the rest of Stray Kids rushed into the room, seemingly in a mood to party.

"Aisha! Howdy?" Felix burst with sunshine and sprinkles and she couldn't help but laugh, "I'm good!"

"G'day mate!" Hyunjin faked an Aussie accent, "What'd ya have for brekkie?"

"You're so bad at this," Seungmin cringed.

"Yah!"

"Please ignore these idiots. How're you feeling, Aisha?" Changbin gently asked.

"I'm much better, thanks for asking," she lovingly smiled at him.

"I brought some flowers for you," Jeongin handed a bouquet to her, and she went, "Aww, thank you!"

"And I made some brownies," Minho shook a sealed plastic box.

"HEY, I MADE THOSE!" Felix protested (though only Jimmy can protest – if you understand that, then I love you).

"Shush! Let me get some praise too," Minho grimaced, and Felix made a meme face at him.

Jisung smirked, "You guys really are desperate for being praised? Hah, the joke's on you, because it was my idea to let Channie use that app and-"

"Can you stop? We've heard that so many times that I once heard it in my dreams," Changbin sighed in annoyance.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Jisung brushed it off.

"Wait, wait, wait. Jisung, how did you know about that app?" Aisha questioned, and now all eyes were at the quokka.

"Uh..." he nervously laughed under the curious gazes, "We're here for Aisha, not me. Let's not?"

"No, I want to know," Chan folded his arms.

"Please?"

"Tell us!"

"Okay, don't judge me," Jisung closed his eyes and started rapping, "I was sixteen when I was a horny little man so a trainee at JYP suggested me that app and I wanted some nudes but then I felt like I wasn't a daddy material so I kept my account a secret and buried it into the deepest pits of my mind where light doesn't shine and nobody should know."

There was silence for a minute, and then everyone burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh!" Jisung whined, sinking to the floor.

"Wait, so if you were on that app for nudes, then why did you suggest it to me when I wanted a relationship?" Chan implored.

The entire conversation came down to a screech and Jisung stood up, nervously laughing again.

"LOOK, A DEERBRA!" he pointed at the ceiling, making everyone look where he was pointing at, and he sprinted out of the room.

"But Channie, why did you ask him for a relationship making advice? Were you that desperate?" Jeongin questioned, trying his best to stifle his giggles.

"Eh, I think the doctor called me," Chan dashed out of the room too, making everyone laugh heartily.

"This is a mess."


Next chapter:

"Okay, so guys, I'm going to Aisha's place and-" Chan began, but Minho interrupted,

"Dude! She just left the hospital! Give her time before you have s-"

(a/n: don't worry, I'll get to the father part soon. Until then, enjoy my miserable attempts at komedi) 

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