I Am You?! (NejiTen)

2- Bathing problems

Chapter notes: the names in bold italics signify that it is the person in the subconscious speaking. E.g. Tenten is the one acting through Neji's body and Neji is acting through Tenten's body. I hope you understood that crappy explanation.

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Tenten paced the modern bathroom slapping herself in the cheeks repeatedly. She went back to the mirror in hopes that she was in a nasty dream but no, another's face stared back at hers. Of all people in the world's face to be stuck with, it had to be Neji's!

She dug her hands into her hair...his hair and sat on the toilet seat. She dared not urinate again, she was traumatized enough. The former woman stood up with a start and ran outside the bathroom to the living room where she figured Neji's phone would be.

Tenten was just realizing it. If she was stuck in Neji's body, where was the man himself?! She muttered a prayer of relief when she found the phone and saw that it worked on face recognition. With trembling hands, she dialed her number and waited for somebody to pick the call.

Meanwhile, Neji was feeling constipated as the horror of being a woman sank into his brain. The woman from earlier kept knocking on the bathroom door and asking if 'she' was alright, the sounds of which Neji couldn't hear.

"Tenten, your phone's ringing." The woman called from the other side. Sure enough, the tune of Lisa's Gurenge reached his ears as the woman kept knocking. "It is from an unknown number but it might be important."

That perked Neji's interest enough to shake him awake from his mental melt down. An unknown number might mean that the person currently in his body was trying to reach him. Neji opened the door by a fraction, just enough for his hands...her hands to pass through.

"We are talking when this is done." The purple haired woman said as she dropped the phone on his...her outstretched palm. Once he determined the woman was out of earshot, he picked the call and made the mistake of placing the device by his ear.

"I KNOW YOU ARE INSIDE MY BODY, RAPUNZEL!" Neji couldn't help the cringe from hearing his own voice on the other end.

"You think I want to be stuck in your body?!" He also cringed at how girly his voice sounded. It was so unnatural. He could hear shuffling at the other end and knew at once that Tenten was pacing.

"How did this even happen in the first place?! Oh crap, what if I stay in your body for life?! I can't even take a piss or a shower!" Tenten ranted while Neji paled considerably. He hadn't considered that he would have to bathe or excrete in this body at all. Moreover, he was feeling violated about the matter. This meant that the woman currently occupying his body would see him...well not technically but nevertheless, him in his naked glory.

"This is bad. This is very very bad." Neji also joined Tenten in pacing. "I suppose it will pass after today?" His voice, although sounding irritatingly like Tenten's, was unsure and somewhat wavering.

"Maybe it would. I hope it does! Until then try to keep Anko at bay." Tenten instructed from the other end.

"Anko?" Neji asked in mild confusion before putting two and two together to figure out that Anko was the purple haired woman. After a long day of awkward conversations and being unable to excrete, the both of them fell asleep in hopes that this was just a horrible dream.

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Neji paled when he awoke in Tenten's house the next morning. He paled even further when Anko addressed him as Tenten and even more further when he looked into the mirror and saw HER face staring back at him!

He ran his hands through his hair, her hair, and paced the bathroom worriedly. They had a meeting in the industry with Gai this afternoon. How was he supposed to go in this body?!

"Tenten are you sure you're alright?" Anko's sudden voice startled Neji.

"Uh? Yes, I am faring well. Thank you."

Anko shot him a weird look. "Okay..you're using formal speech, something's definitely wrong."

Neji smacked himself mentally for making such a mistake. Of course Tenten would be an uncouth woman even in speech, it was Tenten!

"You are going to be late if you continue staring at yourself in the mirror." Anko reminded and exited the bathroom, oblivious to the panicked state of the former man in the place.

Neji once again ran his hands through his hair and paced. He wished he could cancel on the meeting but knowing Gai, the director would not be very pleased and would come drag him there himself. Neji took sharp breaths and relaxed.

First he got the bath running. Better a bath than a shower. After it was full, he stood in front of it and fumbled with the clothes he wore.

"Okay Neji, you've got this. Think of this as human anatomy class..." He breathed and then removed the pajama pants he found himself in. He could not bring himself to change out of the clothes until now.

Closing his eyes, he quickly unbuttoned the shirt and dived into the water creating a splash and a mess on the floor but he could care less. He didn't want to see Tenten that way. Neji somehow washed himself or should we say herself without touching Tenten's parts and quickly wrapped a towel around himself.

'Well this feels awkward.'

He usually left his towel on his hips so to have it around his chest was unnerving. He had to take another toothbrush because it felt weird to use Tenten's but brushing was easy at least. After finally overcoming the quest of taking a bath, he found himself facing a bigger challenge; lingerie. He actually expected Tenten to have a whole stash of sport bras but it seemed like she was creative. Majority of her bras were sport bras though.

The man in Neji examined her size and found himself shrugging indifferently. "34B, not too shabby." He mumbled and tried to figure out how to put it on. It was at this moment that Neji figured that he could definitely remove bras but doesn't know how to put it on even though sport bras were the easiest to wear.

He ditched the bra when he couldn't get it to stay over the towel and chose to wear panties first instead. It was easy but he felt awkward down there. Having his nuts disappearing in one night made him feel like he got into an accident and crushed them or something. After the panties, he decided to wear a comfortable looking tube bra that he found in Tenten's drawer. It was easy at least.

For once in his life, Neji was grateful for Tenten's macho style of dressing and happily picked a pair of trousers and a shirt. There. He looked pretty decent for being in a girl's body for the first time. Anko fed him breakfast and they left for the venue where the first scene would be shot.

But Neji had forgotten that he crammed the speech of the male protagonist and that he was a female now.

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