I Am You?! (NejiTen)

3- Catastrophic morning.

Dedicated to BGauxSRI for awesome ideas

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The first thing Tenten did when she awoke was to zoom into the bathroom. She screamed when she saw once again that she was not in her lovely body. Suddenly the world started spinning around Tenten and black dots coloured her vision. No! This was the worst thing ever to happen to her. No!

"NOOOOO!"

The sound of a ringtone going off interrupted her little pity party and Tenten found herself scoffing. Of all ringtones in the world Neji used the classic landline ring. Was he ancient or what?! Tsk tsk.

The former woman nodded to herself in recognition of the contact ID. Nara Shikamaru was Neji's lazy manager. Sometimes Tenten wondered if Neji was the real manager between the two because of how often the pineapple head slacks off but she always kept her thoughts aside. After all you don't care for your enemy.

"Moshi moshi?" Tenten murmured as she picked the call.

"What a drag." Came the lazy drawl of the dark haired manager. "Usually, you would be the one harping me about punctuality but here I am calling you."

"Eh?" Tenten was a bit puzzled before she realized that today was the first scene play for Gai's drama. "Eh?!" She screamed in realization.

"Is there something wrong with you?! You sound so uncoordinated, it's disturbing." Shikamaru asked from the other end of the phone line.

"I-I'll be there in a few, give me a few minutes!" With that, Tenten cut the call before Shikamaru could say another word and started pacing. She was panicking. How would she dress up for ramen's sake?!

"Okay Tenten, it is just like human anatomy." She motivated herself and was about to enter the bathroom when she remembered something. "I flunked biology class in highschool!" Tenten groaned and pulled Neji's hair. "This is why you should not flunk classes even if Orochimaru-sensei was creepy!"

Tenten paced in front of the bathroom door for a total of sixteen times before she finally gained the guts to open the bathroom. Turning her back to the mirror (she did not want to have an eye burn again, thank you very much) she stripped off Neji's shirt. She closed her eyes, bracing herself and removed Neji's trousers with the speed of light.

Okay, that was done. Now to shower.

Showering was manageable. Tenten found herself liking Neji's mint shower gel and shampoo, so much that she forgot whose body she was in until she was done. Tenten sneered at the Sensodyne™ toothpaste in Neji's dispenser and picked up his tooth brush. She was in his body, was she not?

To any outsider seeing Tenten in Neji's body emerging from the bathroom, 'he' was probably loco or had serious mental issues because Tenten wrapped the towel around 'her' chest and covered 'her' peeking butt with her hands. It felt weird to cover only the lower half of her new body.

"Boxers boxers boxers..." The woman sang as she rummaged through her rival's closet for a set of underwear. "Pfft... Ha!" A laugh escaped her lips when she saw a boxer brief smiling at her- literally. It was black with a yellow smiling face at the front. Who the hell designed this and why did Neji have them?! Who cares?! This was blackmail material.