I Am You?! (NejiTen)

6- Friends for now.

Dedicated to tenny10-10

Xxx I am you?! xxX

"How did we even switch bodies in the first place?"

Neji and Tenten were currently in Neji's house after a long day of filming. They learned to tolerate each other's presence over the week but that did not mean they didn't have arguments over the littlest things.

It was comical to see 'Neji' yapping at 'Tenten' and 'Tenten'  staying calm and giving structural insults. Many wondered how 'Tenten' suddenly became calm and how Neji suddenly became an hothead.

Today's filming was the worst the two had to put up with. Their roles were getting unbearable over time, much so that Gai had to cut the filming just because 'Tenten' was dominating the kiss between the two main leads.

"I'm not sure but I know that you triggered it."

Tenten sat up and glared harshly at Neji. They were on Neji's sofa bed watching some TV drama.

"Oh now I triggered it?!" Tenten asked indignantly. Neji nodded as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"You're the unreasonable one between us. You must have offended an old hag or something."

There was silence between the two of them as realization dawned on their faces.

"The old hag!" They shouted in sync. That day when they had their first meet and found out that they were the leads, Gai had taken them to a restaurant for dinner and they had rudely bumped into an old woman. Even though they were deep in the argument, none of them stopped to help the woman who had fallen to the floor up.

Tenten stood up immediately and started pacing and tugging at Neji's rich hair. "How on earth would I find her? I don't even remember how she looks like! Where do I start from?! I can't stay in your body forever!" She panicked.

"Hey hey calm down! Stop tugging my hair." Neji yapped, annoyed that Tenten was concerned about herself alone.

"Calm down?! I can't. Putting up with you is hard enough, I don't like being stuck with you–literally." Tenten snapped.

"I don't like being anywhere near you either. You know what? I thought you've changed but clearly I'm wrong. You're still the same conceited person I know."

Tenten stopped pacing and sneered. "Speak for yourself Neji, you're one to talk." She snapped. "You still treat everybody like a load of crap and it's infuriating."

"You said a five syllabic word, somebody praise the Lord." Neji said dryly and Tenten fumed.

"Aargh! I don't know why I am always stuck with you. No matter where I am, I find your shitty arrogant ass face there! You always show up and mess up my life, and now I am in your body! Fan-fucking-tastic!" Tenten yelled.

"I messed up your life?!" Neji was beginning to get angry rather than irritated. "I messed up your life?!" He repeated. "I should be saying that to you! After that stunt you pulled do you know how difficult things were for me?!" He yelled, standing to match her height.

"Oh don't act like you're the victim here Neji. I was betrayed by you, Lee was betrayed by you and because of what? Just so you could get into some friggin' world class university?!"