Ben. Ben. Benedict. I dont like my name. Its so unattractive. Its like someone was sneezing and out came Benedict. Or maybe vomiting... BLURNIDERCT Yeah. Throwing up. Thats me. Mr. Throw Up Name. Do you want to know why im saying this? Im saying this because people with attractive names seem to get the people they like. the first thing you know about someone is there name and if you hear Benedict, and then attach it to MY body, it will make someone want to vomit. Ugh. Why couldnt i have something attractive like Eliot. You think Eliot and you think of someone really good looking. I was talking to Clair in Biology and she says that Benedict is an attractive name because Benedict Cumberbatch. And hell yes he is beyond attractive, but if you had never heard of him and you heard his name you would want to run to the toilet. Admit it.
Talking about Eliot though, the other night he face booked me and asked if i wanted to go to his place this weekend to teach him guitar. I said i would but my guitar was getting fixed so i knda couldnt but he just said i should come over anyway. What does this mean? Its probably a trap, and Jack will be there and he will cover me in honey and then pour bird feathers all over me and i will be humiliated and the whole school will laugh at me and i will have to move to Vietnam and live as a fisherman and grow a beard! *Shudders*
But yes, this weekend i am going to his house. Im so excited, i mean this could be it. If the whole situation above doesnt happen! I should just dive onto him and kiss him. No. He has a girlfriend i cant do that sort of thing. God damn attractive people.
Also in a few weeks, my whole year are going out to the island off the coast to have a party. I think its Jacks birthday party, but the whole year is invited. Even the nerds and even me! We got this invitation that we have to show the captain before we can get on the boat. It will be fun i guess. I think there will be a bon fire but ill have to wait and see. Its in about a month or so. I better have a good outfit to wear. Ill probably go shopping with Clair.
YOU ARE READING
Closet rats
Teen FictionBen is out of the closet. The guy he likes is in the closet. Anything could happen when they get together, but what does happen may break your heart.
