Galloping Legacy

Episode 8

DIPSHIT

THIRD PERSON POV

-Yesterday, 11:08 P.M.-

"Shinin' through the city with a little funk and soulllll~," a crowd of guys sang as they tripped towards the exit, swaying their arms freely.

They were in a bar in Itaewon, it was 11 in the evening and the crowd of guys started to say their goodbyes to each other.

"See you tomorrow bOis," the guy said as he gave a drunk smile, and arm around a girl as he jumped into her car.

"We'll see you gays- I mean, guys around too! We'll call yaaa!" The two other men said as they tried to maintain their balance, their eyes half-closed as they walked away.

"See ya Hoseok!" They giggled and Hoseok giggled back as he wobbled his way to his car.

Suddenly, Hoseok bumped into something hard.

"Owwwww~ you're so mean, wall!" Hoseok whined as he ruffled his hair messily, his vision half blurry from all the soju and whiskey.

"I'm not a wall, dipshit," the wall replied and Hoseok smiled softly before throwing his arms around the wall.

"What was that? I'm a dipshit?"

"No, Detective! I just uh... tripped!"

"Oh sure, glad you found an excuse."

"But Detective, I'm in Itaewon to meet the authoritites about the missing child cases, I'll call you-hey! I'll c-call you back!" The wall said as Hoseok kept clinging to it.

Soon, Hoseok heard a loud beep and a shuffle as he wrapped his arms tighter around the wall.

"What is wrong with you?!" The wall practically whispered in his ear.

"Hehe, I like that... do it again," Hoseok smiled cheekily and the wall struggled to keep his arms off of his neck.

"No! Who are you?! And you reek of soju!" The wall said as he tried to pry his hands away from him.

"I'm Jung Hoefuck, isn't that a sexy name?" Hoseok replied as he smiled at the latter while tracing his jawline.

"H-hoefuck? What kind of ah~ I mean s-stop! You're drunk! I still have somewhere to go!" The wall retorted as he tried to take Hoseok's finger away from his sensitive spot.

"What's your name hot stuff?" He smiled as he grabbed his uniform and checked the ID that was wrapped around his neck.

"Mint Yoondick....," Hoseok read before smiling at him and wrapping his arms around his neck.

"You're my Yoongsie Woongsie!" Hoseok giggled as he ruffled Yoongi's hair, and Yoongi was utterly disgusted.

He was Disgust D.

"I am Yoongi! Not Yoondick or Yoongsie Woongsie," Yoongi cringed as he tried to get away from Hoseok's clingy grasp.

"You're drunk! Go home!" Yoongi yelled as Hoseok tugged on his brunette locks thay made Yoongi's face twist in pain.

"F-fine then! So Yoongsie Woongsie is a meanie! I'm going home!" Hoseok pouted as he turned his heel and marched towards the driver's seat of his car.

"This kid...," Yoongi cussed as he looked at the guy that was unlocking his car.

As Hoseok was about to get in the car, a hand touched his.

"I mean, don't get in the car by yourself! You'll be charged of drunk driving!" Yoongi said as he knitted his brows, tugging Hoseok back from getting in the car.

"No! You're a meanie!" Hoseok stuck his tongue out to Yoongi and he rolled his eyes before staring at the brown-haired man.

"You leave me no choice," Yoongi huffed before pulling his arm towards him, sliding Hoseok's arms around his neck before sliding his hands on Hoseok's butt, lifting him up and Hoseok automatically wrapped his legs around Yoongi's waist.

"Don't get the wrong idea, I can't afford to let another person go missing after the many cases," Yoongi hissed at Hoseok's weight, waddling over to his car which was parked across the bar.

"You're a kidnapper! HELP THERE'S A-," Hoseok screamed.

"Scream like that again and I will crush your skull," Yoongi threatened as he cupped his mouth, bringing him towards the backdoor of his car.

Yoongi unlocked the door before throwing the man inside, he was laying on the backseat, butt in the air as his cheek was leaning against the cushion.

Yoongi soon jogged over to the driver's seat, swinging it open before entering the door, turning the engine on before making his way on the road.

His knuckles gripped the steering wheel as he looked over his rear mirror to see Hoseok's droopy figure drooling on his backseat. He sighed deeply and rolled his eyes before focusing his eyes on the road.

"Where do you live?" Yoongi asked, he knew he was stupid to say this since the man was drunk. But he needed to send him home because his family may be worried about him.

"In..... your heart, Mint Yoondick you dangerous man!" Hoseok grunted before slamming his head back on the cushion of the seat, singing himself to sleep.

Yoongi's teeth gritted a bit, looking at the drunk man with a hardened expression as he did a right turn on the road, his shoulders slumping.

Great Yoongi, what do you do now?

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"Mint Yoondick has a mint chocolate dickkk~," Hoseok hummed as he clung to Yoongi, his arms around his neck as Yoongi carried him out of the car, his hands sliding around his waist.

"Ey Yoongi! Bringing a someone home?" His neighbor hooted as he looked at Yoongi who was struggling with the taller male.

"What? He's not my anyone!" Yoongi shot back through grunts as he wobbled his way towards the entrance of his house.

"That's what they all say! Wear protection for that mint chocolate dick as he said!" The neighbor yelled at him and Yoongi frowned as he rolled his eyes, turning his head away from his neighbor before pressing in the PIN in his passcode.

With a small beep, he wobbled inside, carrying the drunk man before plopping him down on his wide couch.

"You... sleep here!" Yoongi said in between breaths as he pointed at the man before panting heavily.

"No! Hoseokie is cold!" Hoseok pouted at him, crossing his arms like an idiot, as Yoongi thought.

He narrowed his eyes at the man before rolling his eyes.

"Fine," he said and grabbed his hand and dragging him towards a room in his one-floor house. Walking past his small kitchen and living room before pushing the door open. He groaned loudly before pushing Hoseok on the bed.

"Now, don't you dare do things, this is the only bedroom in my house," Yoongi seethes out, gritting his teeth as he did so.

"So does this mean....?" Hoseok trails off as he looks at the brunette.

"That's right...... you're on my bed," he grins before slipping his jacket off and hanging it on the chair.

"I'm... hot," Hoseok said as he strips his shirt off of himself.

"Okay....what? Do you have no idea-," Yoongi replied but was cut off by the clinking of Hoseok's belt before throwing his pants to the other side of the room.

He was only in his boxers, laying bare on Yoongi's bed and Yoongi felt his body warm up by the sight.

Suddenly, Hoseok grabbed Yoongi's hand and dragged him towards the bed.

And Yoongi knew this was gonna be a long night.

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(UNEDITED)

A/N:

Vote or Namhye's drowning you in the toilet 🙃

Okay but it's getting tense in here lol