Galloping Legacy

Episode 7

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR SHIT

Ring! Ring! Ring!

I looked at the alarm clock, it was 8 in the morning and I yawned before stretching  my arms and I turned it off  before kicking my sheets off, scooting towards my side to look at an empty side.

Ah yes, an empty side...

What?!

My eyes widened as I looked around frantically, searching for a missing pony.

"Mmf!"

I heard a small noise, and my head turned towards where it came from as it echoed in my ears, I slide my feet in to some slippers before running to the room.

The bathroom.

And my eyes widened and my jaw hung to see what I was witnessing right now.

Oh holy night

I stared at Jungkook's body.

His body was bent down facing the toilet.

And his head was stuck in the toilet.

He had two of his bulky arms on each side of the toilet bowl, and he was desperately trying to pull his head out of the toilet. His muffled noises echoing through the bathroom as he was on his knees.

What a day, and it's still early.

"Jungkook, why the actual heck is your head stuck in the toilet?" I gritted out as I quickly walked towards him, grabbing the back of his neck as I proceeded to help him.

"Ngngngammmffj," he groaned as I pushed his down and moved it a bit to make sure his whole head can level to the hole of the toilet.

Soon, I popped his head out of the toilet and he took a sharp intake of air before panting heavily, his face drenched in sweat.

Or possibly toilet water.

He stared at me, his glassy and innocent eyes looking at me as I looked back at him while crossing my arms.

I took the towel that was hanging on a rack beside the sink before handing it towards him.

"Here, wipe it with this, why would you dip your head in the toilet?!" I whisper-shouted at him whilst crossing my arms.

Then, something hit me.

"You... didn't try to drink from the toilet, didn't you?" I said as he was wiping his wet face with the towel.

Thank God it was flushed. What would happen if it didn't.

He stared at me innocently with a pout on his face, wiping his left cheek with the towel before running a hand on his hair, messing it up.

"Listen, I know you're some horse man, watchimacallit water spirit, that has zero knowledge about what goes on, but please do remember that this thing you just dipped your head in right now? It's a toilet for humans to put their shit in like how you fell into that horse poop, and this is not a water bowl like the water bowls horses drink out of, okay? It may look like it, but it's totally different," I explained as I looked at him trying to process that information.