John the Baptist had finished baptizing Jesus down at the river Jordan and as Jesus walked up on the shore. Here's when something took place that wasn't mentioned in the bible...
The heavens opened up and the Spirit of God came down from above in the form of a dove and alit upon the head of Jesus.
Here's probably what really happened after the dove landed; >>>
As John T. Baptist watched, he noticed the feet of Jesus start to shake in a strange way. The shaking continued up those holy legs to the hips, and things were really beginning to heat up when Jesus threw up His arms and started dancing and He sang out, WHOAHHHH - I FEEEL GOOD!!! - DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, - LIKE I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW --- WOWWW, I FEEL GOOD,- LIKE I NEW THAT I WOULD - and Jesus was doing all kinds of never before seen foot action and if you remember James Brown -- Well it seems Jesus coined those lyrics first - but I can't prove it.
About now you might notice two of the women in the crowd head back down to the river Jordon to get re-baptized as they would tell it but it is really because when Jesus threw up His arms they actually tinkled just a little.
And if you were really quick you would have noticed two dust trails heading out into the dessert from a couple fellows who had other things to do. You would have also noticed the one fellow who fainted dead away right next to the Miller beer keg.
In the coral off to the side one camel spat setting a new distance record and another camel spat too but out the other end also setting a new distance record.
The dust and sand was kicked into the air, and feet were moving, and J.Baptist started clapping his hands and moving His feet too, but with a (not so sure what was happening look) on his face. Then more folks gathered on the riverbank and began they're own little yeehaaa, and there was quite the little hoedown coming to life.
And way up above all this commotion, Gods foot started tapping, and God was clapping His hands, and said to Himself, >Holy Me, I'm good aren't I. Then lifting one eyebrow,-- God thought to Himself, maybe I'd better not add this little swaray to my book. I'll just leave it at the part where the bird lands on His head and...
Now you know what really took place on that magical day, and so do I, because when the Spirit of God lands on you- well, there's a pretty good chance, disco won't compare to the new dance steps you may come up with. Not to mention shaking your booty..
And thus it is so. You can read Gods version in Mathew chapter 3 verse 13-16
As for my version, you'll have to wait to prove or dis-prove the complete story: At least until we get to heaven, but you'll need to join the private club of God first. The Jesus Club!!!
As I always say when I talk with you, Please be kind to each other and be slow to anger. We all have darkness in our closets.
From your local drug addicted, Pot smoking Jesus freak.. God Bless you all... P.S. You might just wonder if James Brown received that same Bird Spirit and that's how he came up with the lyrics to his song. - I Feel Good???
