First Allow me to give God His due. He thinks your super Awesome ya know. Just the other day I looked up and He had His thumb in His ear and the little finger pointing outward miming Call Me.. We'll do lunch.
I was on the beach in Ocean Shores, Wa. a few years back but not on foot this time. I was driving my dads pickup that he had left me after his demise.
I was sitting in the cab behind the wheel enjoying the view of the surf while I ate a sandwich I just threw together. The pickup had a tall canopy on the back with a fold up bed and the truck was my home on wheels.
I finished my lunch but tossed out the little bit of mold spotted crust.
A single seagull noticed this and landed to grab it up. Then it just hung around looking hungry so I broke down and grabbed another piece of bread.
I tossed the sea fowl a little piece of bread and it snatched it up quickly this time because two more gulls landed too.
I tossed each a morsel and another gull with a hurt wing landed. I tossed it a piece and a bigger gull swooped and grabbed it.
I tossed Sore Wing another piece and the same thing happened. I thought about how rude the big guy was and it angered me.
I got an idea to teach the stingy sot a lesson and grabbed my jar of horse radish from the cooler.
I then took a 1/2 spoonful of radish and rolled it up in a piece of bread. It was about the size of a large marble.
The big fella was just standing there ready to pounce so I tossed it to him. He grabbed it up and swallowed. He, He...
In less then a second he threw it back up and out, but when it hit the sand other gulls came for it and the big guy would grab and re-swallow it and again throw it back up.
This went on about 4 more times and he finally gave up but not entirely. He grabbed and swallowed one last time and then flew to the sea and landed on the water drinking profusely. I don't know if he finally kept it down or not but if he did keep it down, then his hemorrhoids would here about it soon enough.
I managed to feed the others until I used up the loaf of bread. They were not bothered by the Big bird.
Words from your local drug addicted Jesus freak... God Bless you and yours, them and theirs, and me and mine. Even more so our enemies..
