Allow me to give the God of Abraham his due. He says to share with you this message: >>
Call Me, for crying in the rain. It's been eons since we last spoke. I miss your since of humor, and long to help you with your difficulty's. Have you forgotten My number or what? Here, let Me refresh your memory.. Here's how the calling process works. It's super simple. All you need to do is just look up and with my boy Jesus in your thoughts say,
Hi Jesus, whaas hapnun my soul saving amazingness? It appears that an on going request from Daddy AWESOMENESS, would prefer that all of us future Steeple People should come to You first, before we're accepted into the Kingdom of the most High. Holy Papa KNOWSITALL also says we Earth Births have been Snake Bit and poisoned by a Viper Sniper.
Our Holy Majestic SkyGuy continues on,
You have become spiritually infected from an invisible VIPER VIRUS that only Jesus can cure. So I believe in you my Master Pastor, who gave your precious life for me. Thank you my beloved corner stone, who's nicknamed J.C, Might I join you for the sinner dinner, because an ornery poison serpent snake, bit me from a tree.
So did you get all that? Call Me anytime day or night. I gave each of you your own private line. Use it. or loose it. Your direct line to Me is never busy and some one who loves you will always be there to answer. We'll plan a BBQ.. and it just so happens, I'm the owner of the best two listening devices ever created. I call them Ears. Not only do my ears hear your concerned voices, but they also hear your troubled thoughts. I luv you my children. Please hurry and accept the right way to ever lasting life.
I had the opportunity to finally use a one liner I came up with.
It wasn't hard to guess that the couple walking in my direction at Freddy Meyer's were Mr.handsome fellow, and little miss lovemetrue because arms were tangled up together closer then a siamese twin.
So tipping my hat I said to the love birds, Say, she's a right pretty arm ornament your wearing.
They smiled the smile... and I also said If you two smile any louder, you might crack a window.
How about a little trivia for you!
Did you know that down in Snowflake, Arizona, there's a cat sized non-flight dirt bird the locals call the mileway bird. Yeah - thats right.. When something spooks it, this bird'll put his head down a hole with his tail feathers pointing up and his butthole aimed in the direction of his foe. It then lets out a whistle fart that you can hear from a mile away - or more..
I actually do have a story about Snowflake, Arizona and the new friend I picked up there during my travels.
He went by the name Buddy and he wanted to climb trees all the time. A real odd sort indeed. Look for it in an up coming chapter. Buddy travels with me for quite a spell.
Speaking of sperm cells.
I just smoked a joint and I got to wondering if sperm cells have miniature orgasms. I mean whats their incentive. What drives them soooo crazy that they just have to be the first one to the egg? And do they have teeny tiny eyes so they can even see where the egg is? And are they made up of even smaller cells beyond what we can see with any microscope? Just a thought..
Goooooo Jesus!!! My friend, My Brother, My lighted path to life Everlasting..
P.S. Have you been Baptized? Please Hurry..
After all, Once you make it to Heaven and if you decide you don't like it there, then you can always leave. It's a No Brainer my Awesome friends. God Bless you and yours, them and theirs, and me and mine always..
