I have read the bible pretty thoroughly and continue to peruse it almost daily, if for no other reason to refresh my memory, I do not remember any verse ever mentioning Jesus doing any singing during His tour with man kind?
Well that changed late last night about 30 minutes after my 3rd joint. J.C. has a GREAT voice.
I was sitting here doing a little writing, (if we dare to call it that), listening to the Moody Blues in a concert on u-tube. I told you before dirt was younger then me..
They came to the song called ->> Legend of A Mind,>> Timothy Learys dead, no, no, no.. He's just outside looking in.
I was well into the song when I had one of those brain explosions with the flashing colors and kaleidoscope water fountains bursting everywhere. I'm sure you know the ones I mean.
Anyway, after a few seconds the light show mellowed out, and I was looking up into the white gray filled sky at a two o-clock angle and a very, VERY large face appeared in the mist of the clouds.
The vision was not allowing me to see the exact facial features. Just the same, I still knew this was the face of Jesus.
He never looked directly at me when he slowly scanned the earth, His head turning back and forth, right to left, left to right, and back again.
And somehow, (Magic is my guess,) I knew the whole world was frozen in place with their eyes staring up at Him having mixed feelings of awe and terror colliding in their souls at the same time.
Then a swirling light pink hue was formed and then mixed into the clouds accordingly. Such as you might see in a sunset or sunrise painting.
Then, by using the instrumental part of the Moody Blues song playing in the back round, Jesus put forth His hand and He Sang:>>>>>
DON'T BOGART THAT JOINT MY FRIENDS, Pass it up here to Meeeee --- Heee, Heee, I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.
What Jesus did sing out was, -- I LOVE YOU ALLLL and I Have A Storrrreee To Sharrrre, Best To Pull Up A Chair, and let down your hair, cause my story is FAIRRRR.
I see in my vision that He reaches His right hand down and continues,>>> Here is My Hand please take hold, and you'll live forever with Me. I suppose you had to be there to get the full effect.
Then just like that, (picture the snap of a finger,) the vision was over.
I had a pre-rolled joint waiting for me on the table so I stuck it in my mouth, lit it, > (Lighted it-- for the smarty pants), and took a long drag.
Then, leaning back in my chair exhaling the smoke, I began contemplating my wide awake, temporary mental melt down.
After a full agonizing 4 and one half minutes of long hard thought on the matter, I came up with this; >>>>
I wonder if when a fish farts and the little bubbles float to the top, do they stink? Because if they do, then the next time I'm fishing off the river bank with my friend, and I, having eaten at Muckdunalds the night before, -- I would hear ole Barney say, Yummmm, smell those french fries?, I could then toss a few pebbles in the water and yell out,
WHOA.. Did you see that Barney? It was one of those rare northwest Swimbyfartandashers.
Not french fries Barney. See the little bubbles.
From your local drug addicted, pot smoking Jesus freak.
Remember to be kind to one another. Especially to those who treat you unfairly. Love your enemies and smother them with friendliness, doing good to them instead of returning evil. You can't make new friends by throwing rocks at them. God Bless you and yours, them and theirs, and me and mine forever and ever.
Your so Awesome!!! Thank God for unknown hero's...
