Hamilton: the person with a sad backstory that has no real talent
Eliza: a genuinely nice person that just doesn't have talent
Maria: doesn't remember the words
Peggy: "I'm gonna be the next Madonna"
Lafayette: stops the performance as soon as they get a buzzer
Philip: little kid with a sad backstory that has no talent but gets a golden buzzer
Angelica: that family member that argues with the judges
Jefferson: insults the judges
Laurens: got hyped up for his singing way too much when he was younger but he's actually not good at all
King George: "you're gonna regret this when I'm famous"
Madison: cries when he gets eliminated
Mulligan: "you can't sing!!"
Washington: that embarrassed family member in the audience
Lee: the unfunny comedian
Seabury: accepts the fact that he got eliminated but his family argues with the judges
Burr: magician that fucks up on one of his tricks and gets eliminated