Philip: that little kid that runs around bothering people
Lee: the kid that whines like a bitch if they get something they already have (went to a party with one of those once)
Jefferson: cries because their mom got the wrong cake (same party as the last one)
Hamilton: blows out someone else's candles
Washington: that parent that never lets their kid stay the night if it's a sleepover
Eliza: leaves before presents and cake
Peggy: says they can't come at the last minute
Madison: doesn't eat the cake even though it's their birthday (not really annoying though)
King George: complains about his gifts in front of everyone at the party
Seabury: forgets to bring a gift
Angelica: absolutely sucks at cutting the cake
Maria: doesn't participate in any activities
Mulligan: way too competitive at the party games
Lafayette: swipes frosting before it's time to have cake
Burr: is a sore loser when it comes to the games
Laurens: cried if he didn't get gifts even if it wasn't his birthday
