Hamilton: spends 10 minutes deciding what he wants
King George: asks for a really expensive gift
Angelica: I want a pony
Peggy: asks for a new sibling
Washington: parent that tries to make their kid sit for a picture
Lee: pees on Santa's lap
Seabury: cries
Jefferson: I want a new mom
Eliza: asks for like world peace or sum
Mulligan: you're not the real Santa!
Lafayette: lists literally everything on the really long list he brought
Laurens: absolutely refuses to sit on Santa's lap for a picture
Madison: asks for one thing
Maria: I want a puppy!
Here's a skit me and my sister made up
Philip: I want a dog, an Xbox, a pony, a giraf-
Santa: you want a cure for your childhood obesity too?
Philip: *cries*
Philip: fuck you bitch!
Eliza: Philip! Where do you learn those words?
Philip: I heard daddy say them
Eliza: *death stare*
Alexander: 💧👁 👄 👁
Eliza: 3.. 2..
