Philip: The Neighbor's Kid™
Burr: lives there for a few months and then moves away and you never hear from him again (everyone in the house next door to mine)
Hamilton: has a car in the driveway that no longer works (my house)
Peggy: her dogs get out all the time (I have one of these)
Madison: never home but his car is always in the driveway
Lafayette: loud ass dogs (I have one of these neighbors)
Laurens: has a pool/trampoline he never uses
Mulligan: treehouse neighbor
Eliza: the only neighbor you get along with (used to have one of these but they moved)
Angelica: Karen™ (I have one of these)
Washington: mows the lawn at 6am
Maria: "why don't you go play with the neighbor's kid?"
Lee: mean ass dogs
King George: complains about everything you do (I had one of these neighbors once)
Jefferson: pulls into your driveway to turn around
Seabury: never talks to anyone (everyone in my neighborhood)
