Eliza: what sex I don't know what sex is is that popcorn wonderful weather we're having today
Hamilton: lowkey kind of enjoying it
Lafayette: I wanna have sex when I older mommy!
Laurens: screams when they start having sex
Madison: awkwardly stares at the TV
Burr: goes to the bathroom the second it starts
Mulligan: *points to screen* that's you
Jefferson: hey aren't those the noises I hear coming from your bedroom at night
Angelica: actually acts mature
Peggy: has no idea what's going on
Seabury: acts like he doesn't know what sex is
Lee: makes really loud sexual noises
Washington: just kinda 😐
King George: are they having sex
Maria: What are they doing?
More skits from me and my sister
Movie: you slept with her!
Philip: all he did was lay next to her and go to sleep
Eliza: umm.... not exactly
Philip: what did he do then
Alexander: sex!
Eliza: ALEXANDER!
Philip: whats sex?
Alexander: well you see Philip, when a man and a woman love each other very much-
Eliza: *unholy screaming*