When sex scenes comes on with their parents

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Eliza: what sex I don't know what sex is is that popcorn wonderful weather we're having today

Hamilton: lowkey kind of enjoying it

Lafayette: I wanna have sex when I older mommy!

Laurens: screams when they start having sex

Madison: awkwardly stares at the TV

Burr: goes to the bathroom the second it starts

Mulligan: *points to screen* that's you

Jefferson: hey aren't those the noises I hear coming from your bedroom at night

Angelica: actually acts mature

Peggy: has no idea what's going on

Seabury: acts like he doesn't know what sex is

Lee: makes really loud sexual noises

Washington: just kinda 😐

King George: are they having sex

Maria: What are they doing?

More skits from me and my sister
Movie: you slept with her!
Philip: all he did was lay next to her and go to sleep
Eliza: umm.... not exactly
Philip: what did he do then
Alexander: sex!
Eliza: ALEXANDER!
Philip: whats sex?
Alexander: well you see Philip, when a man and a woman love each other very much-
Eliza: *unholy screaming*

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