Chapter 31 - Ice Cream Man

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After the 5 chapters the day before yesterday and the 3 chapters yesterday I've used up so much motivation that now it's being drained by the motivation gods because I made too much progress.

-Sincerely, Your Friend, Lemon

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Skeppy's P.O.V.

It was a new day and I didn't feel like going to school. It's Thursday (I think...). I walked downstairs and into the kitchen. "Good morning Zak." Said my mom. "Morning.. yeah uh... could I maybe stay home today..?" I asked. She thought for a moment and nodded. "Yeah, you're going through a lot right now, you deserve a break from that stress." She said with a smile. I smiled back.

I went up to my room and laid down. After about thirty minutes my mom and sister had left. I was home alone right now. Well... sort of.

"ZAAAAAAAAKKK I'M HUNGRYYYY!" Nick yelled. "Dude. You're literally a ghost, how the hell are you hungry?" I asked in an annoyed tone. "I'm ghost hungry." He said. I sighed. "Nick, even if I got food you wouldn't be able to pick it up." I said. He thought for a moment.

"Alright, follow me." He said, as he started going to the kitchen. I followed. "Okay, you see this blue plastic cup on the counter?" He asked. I nodded, still confused. "Okay, watch." He said as he reached for the cup. He grabbed the cup, which was empty.

When he pulled it towards him the blue cup stayed there... but... he also had a blue cup? It looked somewhat transparent, y'know, like him and his ghostly self. Did he just spawn a ghost cup by grabbing a real cup? So if I got popcorn, he could just grab some and it would become ghost popcorn he could eat, but I would be missing any at all? This is confusing.

"Seeee?? NOW GET SOME ICE CREAAAAAAAAAM" He yelled. I rolled my eyes. "Just because you can grab the ice cream and make ghost ice cream doesn't mean I'm willing to get the ice cream." I said. "Yeah, well, you murdered me. So you owe me. Now get some ice cream." He said. I groaned. "ALRIGHT. FINE." I said now very very annoyed.

I left the house and locked the door behind me. I started walking to a nearby ice cream shop that was really randomly placed here. Once I got there I ordered myself some ice cream. But Nick. Oh my god. Nick.

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"Hello young man, what would you like today?" Asked the lady.

"Oh, I'd just like vanilla ice cream cone with a caramel drizzle and sprinkles please." I answered. She nodded.

"Anything else..?" She asked. I looked to the side. It looked like I was looking at the ice cream flavors but I was actually looking at Nick.

"Uhhhhhhh..." Nick couldn't seem to decide on a flavor. We all sat there for five minutes. This lady probably thinks I'm indecisive and stupid, but the indecisive stupid one is actually Nick.

"I don't know, get me coffee ice cream with sprinkles or some shit." Nick said defeated since he couldn't decided. I looked back at the lady.

"Uh, Yeah, Sorry, I forgot what my friend liked. His sister just died and I wanted to get him some ice cream but couldn't remember the flavor he liked. The second ice cream will be coffee with some sprinkles." I said. She nodded.

"Alright, just a moment, I hope your friend will be alright." She said. With a sorry smile, before she walked over to the ice cream and started getting what I ordered.

"Wow. You just lied to that ice cream woman. Smh." Nick said. I rolled my eyes, and whispered, "Yeah so she wouldn't think Ima an idiot because you're the real idiot that took forever to pick an ice cream flavor." He flipped me off. I face palmed. He's only gotten more annoying since I last saw him, back when he was alive.

After getting the ice creams the woman said my total was ten dollars. Who charges five dollars per ice cream? ITS JUST ICE CREAM. Although it's probably cheaper than some places.

I gave her a twenty dollar bill that I stole from my sister yesterday. "You can keep the extra, I didn't know what I would've done with it anyway." I said. She smiled at me. "How generous of you." She said, before handing me the ice cream. I nodded, and walked out after getting the ice creams.

I walked to the park, which, luckily, wasn't far from the ice cream shop. I let Nick grab his ghost ice cream, then threw the real ice cream away, because I didn't need it. "HEY! I COULD'VE HAD INFINITE ICE CREAM WHY'D YOU THROW IT AWAY?!" He yelled. "Shut up, you're so loud." I said as I sat down at a bench and ate my ice cream.

No one was around, so no one would think I was crazy and talking to myself. I'm not crazy. Pfft, no. Couldn't be me. If I was crazy then u wouldn't have been able to murder Nick without running into the street, laughing, and bragging about the fact that I just killed someone and then get arrested.

(Aw hell yeah, my fav song just came on-)

"Stop talking to air ice cream man." Nick said. "Shut up, you're the ice cream man." I replied. He stuck his tongue out at me. He sure was one chill, but petty ass ghost.

(I'm crying. I finished this chapter but it didn't let me post it and then it deleted all of my work 😭)

Nick finished his ice cream before I finished mine, so even though he can LITERALLY FLY BECAUSE HE'S A GHOST he decided to CLIMB the tree that was next to the bench I was sitting on. He sat on this on branch, that just so happened to be almost directly above me.

He almost hanging down upside down from the tree, with his legs, except he wasn't down all the way. Now, at this point a few people had gathered in the park, and so if I were to talk to myself they would notice.

So he let himself hang upside down, and when doing so he randomly flung in front of me, and yelled, "BOO!" I screamed, and dropped my ice cream. Nick burst out laughing. People looked at me confused, I had to think of something that would be a valid reason to randomly scream in a park.

"Ahhh- a.......sss..spiddderrr...!(?)" I said. They all looked back at whatever they were doing, because screaming when seeing a spider was normal, many people have arachnophobia, so it was nothing weird.

I had to pick up my ice cream cone, which was now on the ground, and throw it away. I started walking back home. Nick continued laughing for a while, and when he finally stopped, he said, "HAHA! YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY ICE CREAM MAN!!" I sighed.

'Says the one who cried and begged for his life before I mercilessly stabbed him to death.' I thought, because I knew he could hear. He gasped, obviously offended. I snickered.

"Oh.. and I'm not an ice cream man." I said, only loud enough for him to hear.

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Man I really wish that the app didn't delete was I had wrote before. Very sad day. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter! If you couldn't tell, I was really craving ice cream while making this, lol 🍨🍦

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