Okay, listen up Aubby. For what you're about to hear, it happened two years ago. Wait- lemme rephrase that. Umm, to be precise it happened about 12,202 years ago- I'll get to the other years a bit later on. Remember when most of Eagle City was on fire, caused by the space ninja? Well, me and the Eight managed to fend them off as much as our stamina could take. I still remember when a Gum Replica attacked you and some of the other green horns, nearly... Killing you. You didn't know it back then 'cause you were in bad shape... It nearly killed me inside to look at your battered body... The gashes, the blood... I wasn't sure how to react to it.
Auburn "Wait- So I was dead!?"
Well, not exactly? And thank goodness to that. Burt managed to save you before I lost you, The Regen Tanks he made were able to stabilize your body and help stop the bleeding. I know you always see me as methodical and wanting peace over war, but seeing your dying body in my arms and the thought of losing you- it made me snap. All I could remember was eating one of the Matsuri Gum and everything was blind fit of rage, every alien gum was ripped and torn apart in my claws, I think.
Auburn "Did you go Shino-Beast on them?"
Shino- what? Oh, you mean Shinobi Beast Mode. Yeah I did, but the problem with it was that it lasted longer than expected. And the only thing that stopped me was a Godzilla blimp controlled by one of the Aliens. The next time I was conscious, I was lying in a wheeled stretcher and the pain was too much for me to bear. Most of my bones were crushed and or broken and the other members of the Eight were so injured and they might be pronounced... well you know. The only ones still standing were Burt and Ron, Burton was preparing the tanks while Ron was going to watch over the S-Core.
I didn't know what really happened, but I thought something huge and monstrous was fending off the other aliens. Burt left me inside one of his tanks, whatever happened afterwards was a blur to me.
Shellendorf "This is where we came, I believe."
Cuttlefish "That's right. We found her in a tin can, wait- meant"
Auburn "... Huh?"
Ahem, not yet. The main purpose of Burt's Regen Tanks was to heal and rejuvenate severely injured ninja with little time, he didn't actually put it through any testing phases- WHICH I TOLD HIM TO DO MANY TIMES!!! sigh... The tanks's main power was Shinobi Energy which is produced from Ninja Gum. The Shinobi Core our team made was supposed to act as a new power source to the city and a governmental secret until later, but somehow it was the Space Ninja's main target which was the cause of the war. I never knew how it was leaked-
Auburn "Is... There a point to this sis?"
The point was that if the core was damaged, then it should've never powered the machines in the first place. But somehow, it still had enough power to heal us over more than twelve millennia!! Something else kept me, you, and probably alive for so long in stasis!
Auburn: "Wait, you mean like Van and Kappei, even those crazy twin-tails!?"
Yes, but let me finish my story first bro.
Auburn "Sorry...😔"
💋It's okay, baby bro❣ Back to where I was: it felt like the most gorgeous sleep I had in years, and you know me being a night owl. Even my broken bones didn't bother me anymore, like it never happened. My only conscious thoughts were when I kept on seeing blurry visions of others outside of my containment. It lingered on like that until it somehow finally deactivated, waking me from my chronic stasis. Though my bones and other injuries were healed, I was in another facility. It wasn't the WNA anymore from that point.
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