This one is going to be funny 😂 I was laughing just thinking about it 🙈 lol
Hey fellow Levi simps hows it going 😃🤙
Chile- anyways onto the Historia 👉😉👉
Idk what wrong with me rn but lemme stop 😭🖐️
Y/N'S PoV:
Since Commander Erwin told us we have a day off today and no one has any work to do, I thought of a cool challenge Levi and I could do. I have everything I need for this challenge. I have me, Levi, and some BEAN BOOZLES!!!
YES. I am doing the Bean Boozle challenge with him and it is going to be awesome. All I have to do is get Levi to stop doing his paperwork and then everything else can go smoothly!
I ran into my room and grabbed the Bean Boozle box. I got a few napkins and a blindfold then raced towards his office. I quickly knocked three times and said, "Heicho! Heicho! Heicho! Open the door, please! I have something cool for us to do!" I waited for him to open the door and he finally answered. "Hey, Y/N.", he pecked my cheek, "What are you so excited about? What is that in your hand?", he asked in his usual monotone voice.
"It's some napkins, a blindfold, and a box of Bean Boozle jelly beans! We are going to do a challenge!", I jumped up and down. We walked into the room and he closed the door behind us. "Well, I have paperwork to do so I can't right now. Maybe later.", he said while starting on his paperwork again. "But Levi!", I pouted, "Please! It will be really fun! Plus, it's our day off and you really wanna do paperwork on your day off?" He looked up and thought about it. "Ugh, fine I'll do this little challenge with you.", he said while sitting on the couch with me. "Yay!", I exclaimed.
"Okay here is how this will work, one of us will be blindfolded and the other will pick a bean of their choice and give it to the one that is blindfolded. The one that is blindfolded will eat it and try to guess the flavor. Just remember that Bean Boozle has good flavors like licorice or lime, and it has nasty flavors like toothpaste or grass!" Levi made a disgusted face which made me giggle. "I'm glad you brought napkins.", he said.
"Alright! First, let's review the flavors so we know what we could be trying. The colors may look the same but the flavors are different! When we eat it, we have to guess these flavors!"
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Levi's eyes got wider and wider as he read the flavors. "Y/N this is fucking gross! I don't want to eat god damn boogers! What the hell?!" I laughed at his little rant. "You've already accepted the challenge! There's no going back now hehehe hahaha HAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHA!!!...", I did an evil laugh. Levi looked at me like I was an alien. "Sorry, got a little carried away there.", I blushed. He kissed my lips and said, "You're fine. Being crazy is what you're all about right?" I smiled and kissed him back.
"Yes, that's right. Now let's do this! Wanna taste first or last?", I asked. "Last.", he answered. "Ugh alright. Can you put my blindfold on please?" He put it on me and then grabbed a flavor. "Alright, open your hand.", he said. I opened my hand and he put a jellybean in it. "Now eat it." I put the mystery flavor in my mouth and began chewing.
It tasted like something sweet. I kept chewing and then swallowed it. "What do you think it is?" "Hmm... It tasted sweet so it wasn't anything nasty. It tasted like um...", I snapped my fingers trying to say what I thought it was. "Oh! Is it peach?" I heard Levi sigh, "Yeah, it was. Ok, my turn." He took the blindfold off and handed it to me.
I put the blindfold on him and then picked up the box. 'Hmm, I'm going to give him the plain green one.', I told myself. I took it out and smirked, 'It'll be lime or lawn clippings. I hope it's lawn clippings.' "Alright, now open your hand.", he did what I asked and I put the jellybean in his palm. He took it and put it in his mouth. He chewed it and didn't have a reaction. He eventually swallowed it.
"What's your guess?", I asked with a smirk on my face. He thought for a second. "It was lime." I sighed in defeat, "Yep. I wanted it to be lawn clippings but I guess you got lucky huh." "Yeah, let's see how lucky you get."
"Hey, how about we don't do the blindfold. Let's just give each other a flavor and we have to guess whether it's the good version or the nasty version.", I suggested. "That's fine.", Levi responded. He picked out a blue jellybean and gave it to me. I ate it and chewed it. "It tastes like berries.", I said. "Damn.", Levi whispered in disappointment. "What's wrong?", I asked already knowing what was going on. "I wanted you to get a nasty flavor but I guess not this time." I smirked and he rolled his eyes.
"Now I have to give you a flavor.", I said and pulled out the one that was orange with red spots. "Go ahead.", I gave him the jellybean. He was hesitant at first but he put it in his mouth. He slowly chewed the bean and then suddenly stopped. He was frozen. "Uh... you good?", I asked low-key concerned. Then his face morphed into a disgusted one. "Ew, what is this?", he asked still chewing it but slowly. "Does it taste like peaches?", I asked.
He shook his head.
"Then its BARF!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
He immediately got up and ran to the bathroom and most likely spit it out. I just kept laughing like a maniac until he came back. He came back and sat down like nothing ever happened. "So how was it?", I asked sarcastically. "It was fucking nasty and it tasted like shit.", Levi replied back. "Hmm, I wonder if that's because you wanted me to have lawn clippings but you got throw up instead.", I smirked. I kept teasing him about how he got the nasty flavor because he kept wishing it on me. I eventually stopped. "Shut up and eat this bean.", he said in an annoyed but playful tone.
I shrugged with confidence and ate the green bean with dark spots on it. I stuck it in my mouth and chewed it. 'What is this flavor supposed to be?', I thought to myself. But, as I was chewing, the jellybean gave out its flavor in my mouth. It's nasty, horrible, gross flavor.
"WHAT IN THE TWO FLYING FUCKS IS THIS SHIT!!! LEVI I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!!!", I screamed. All he did was smirk and that just pissed me off even more. "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THIS TASTE LIKE A ROACH TOOK A SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH GOD DAMN!!!", I screamed once more and then Levi pinned me to the couch and started talking to me like I was an infant. "Aww, what's wrong, princess? Did someone give you a nasty jellybean?", he poked and squeezed my cheeks. I pushed him off of me and sat up. He chuckled. "Oh, so you think this is funny? You wanna play 'treat Y/N like a two-year old?' Then let's play 'treat Y/N like a two-year old'.", I said. Levi just looked at me like I was weak or something. "Hey, Levi, treat this." I spat the nasty jellybean on him and crossed my arms.
His eyes widened. Then his face went from confident, to angry. 'Ok so this is my cue to...RUN!!!' I sprinted out the door and ran down the hall as fast as I could.
"GODDAMMIT FUCKING Y/N!!! I WILL MAKE YOU CLEAN FOR ETERNITY!!!", I heard Levi yell from a distance. I saw him running towards me and boy was he fast. I ran as fast as I could go and tried to get away from him. I tried to lose him on the corners that I turned but I couldn't get rid of him. As I was about to give up, I got an idea. 'Since Levi wants to be The Flash right now, let's see how fast he can stop' I slowed down and acted like I was giving up until he was closer to me. Then I suddenly stopped and Levi ran past me. "Where are you going! I'm right here!", I said wailing my hands. He stopped and walked back to me. "You are fucking annoying.", Levi grumbled.
