ight so i was just vibin in my office, and i was on my laptop, listening to ariana grande's latest album. i was sending bob an email to get back on the customer service line, and that he needed to be a good neighbor, because he isnt, thats why hes about to get fired. this dude named gerald had the AUDACITY to walk up to me, jake from state farm, the biggest celebrity in the world, and tell me that my wife, karen, was on the phone. i can't stand karen, but i married her because i feel so bad for that crusty dusty nails are rusty big and musty i dont trusty sister nusty chicken fried micheal jackson died u just got pied nationwide is on your side little gorl. chile anyways so, i got up and he bowed down to me and praised my name like im jesus because well, i am the reincarnation of jesus.
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanfictionThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
