okay so im bein held captive and someone better get me. thankfully, since i gotta film a commercial tomorrow, my staff got me out. now i feel bad for punching everyone. "hey sorry about punching you guys." i said. everyone seemed okay with it, they know i was just angry. also my mental issues are over now. so anyways, its like 11pm and i wanna go to sleep. i get back to my apartment and i fall asleep. i wake up at like 6:30am and i check my social medias. i still have less tik tok followers than charli d'amelio, so i check my instagram. my dms are flooded. i ignore them all because im so much better than everybody. i get up and i leave my apartment. its time to film my commercial. so i get to the place and patrick mahomes, the quaterback of the kansas city cheifs is there. we're filmin a commercial. so the commercial goes well and i get payed my moneys. mahomes and i look alike, but im still hotter. i probably have more talent than him too, so i challenge him to a football game. i dont care if he is the quarterback, im better than him. plus he isnt doing as good as pittsburg is this year, so im better than him. and josh allen has been top quarterback for a bit, so im challenging this hoe.
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanficThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
