ok so i left the office because i was bored, but i wasnt gonna go home because karen was there. nasty bitch. so anyways, i felt like going to walmart so i walked into walmart, and i started doing the renegade. this 13 year old gurl was staring at me, and she laughed at me. i love that she thinks shes better than me, ahh the naive youth. she started doing the savage dance by my mother, megan thee stallion. she thinks she can top me, but she dont even realize im megans son. this girl cant even throw it back! smh. i started twirkin my thicc ass all over them aisles, all over the cheetos, all over them doritos. nobody can stop this baddie bish. eventually, i got kicked out of the store for traumatizing the 4 year old who wanted cheetos. karen told me she was staying at a hotel thats crusty like her, so i can go home. i drove to my apartment in my corvette that i have because im so rich and fancy and stuff, and i parked in my driveway. i walked into the apartment building and i saw gerald, his balls fully recovered. he looked at me was the hottest look in his eyes. damn, gerald is pretty seggsy.
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanfictionThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
