okay so i get back to the office and i just take calls all day. im bored af so i decided to watch peppa pig edits. i commented on it, "XD" because im lame. ofc my comment blew up because im awesome. so then sarah came out. my stomach is goin 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🌵 "oh hey sarah" she looks at me. noice. "jake, youre hot" noice. i kissed her for a hot second. damn my lips are dry and now i ruined it. "i love you sarah" i said. she said, "i love you too jake" and then this random dude jumps through the window and says, "DONT YOU SEE THAT DRAGON?!" hes stoned right now, so we all just ignore him. me and sarah make out while he goes on and on
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanfictionThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
