therapist pov: i just found jake from state farm, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
so im gonna hold him captive because he was callin my husband last night. i pulled out my phone and went on twitter. i typed out: "guys im holding jake from state farm captive because he is calling people at 3am telling them that hes a good neighbor. if you want him back pay me $1M" and i clicked post. this bish is stayin here for a bit
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanfictionThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
