she jumped like that one dude does in that show, and she went back in my apartment. she chased after me and tried to kiss me. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" i yelled, "HELP!!!! IVE ANGERED THE ULTIMATE KAREN!!!!" people just stared at me. i was being given the weirdest looks, but nobody was helping. thats when i realized, karen was on the ground, probably dead. im hallucinating, oh dear. meanwhile im picturing karen do all sorts of weird stuff to me, and im just standing here. i walk away, into my apartment. i look out of my window, and there karen lies, on the ground. shes alive, somehow. shes talking to this dude. ha, hes got it in for himself, he can flirt with her but he'll regret it. she gets up, fully recovered. she flips off my window, so i just waved and smiled like the baddie i am. i think my neighbors are gonna send me to a mental hospital. sure enough, they are. so i pull up to the place and everybody is staring at me. this one chile comes up to me and says, "arent you jake from state farm?" how do they know me, theyre like 4, "yah whats up" i say. the chile looks at the therapist. this isnt a mental hospital, im about to be held captive.
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanfictionThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
