omg im just joking, hes ugly and i have a crush on sarah up in the computer room anyways. he looked at me all sexy and i just laughed at him, i dumped my doritos on his bald head, and skrt'd away. i walked up the stairs like the bad bleep i am and i unlocked my door. instead of being all alone and chillin, karen was standing there lookin angry. crap, she lied. "karen, what do you want" i said. she looked me in the eye, and said, "jake, baby, i want you" she pulled me in and kissed me. omg ewww. i pushed her away and yelled EWWWWW!!! she followed me, i didnt wanna push another person out of the window but i had to, she kept tryna make out with me, so i pushed her out of the window. she didnt even fall flat down, she landed on her feet with complete strength. this bitch is immortal. my first mistake was marrying the ultimate karen, but my second was makin the ultimate karen mad.
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Jake From State Farm: a fanfiction
FanficThis is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing
