Reaching Immortality (book two)

Chapter 21. Oro-chan is A Shadow Shadow! Or a Shadow Kage!

Waking up in prison, with poorly constructed chakra seals on my wrists was tough. It was tougher seeing as I was chained to a wall with my arms behind my back and my hair soaking in disgusting liquids on the cement ground. It was even worse when I looked up and saw my cute assistant chained to the floor, with bruises covering his face.

Those monsters!

My mind ached from the pain of basically reliving another 51 years of life in the span of hours. My body was horribly uncomfortable from waking up on damp cement. There was mud all over my expensive kimono and I could feel bruises on my ribs.

Someone had kicked me while I was unconscious with all their strength. Not that the strength of a typical jonin was enough to cause me more than a slight bruising. But it was the thought that counted, and I was successfully pissed off.

I slowly sat up onto my knees and channelled my healing chakra throughout my body to heal any bruises on my skin. I then channelled chakra into my hair and used it to rip off the chakra inhibitors on my wrists.

Overloading the seals would have worked too, so would using pure strength to pull them off. However, both of those options would have brought attention to me. I didn't want Konoha thinking I couldn't escape without being caught again. That would have been unacceptable.

With my hair, I could at least muffle the sound of the metal cuffs breaking and keep away those pesky prison guards.

I checked my storage seals to make sure they weren't tampered with, and found foreign chakra sticking to them. I had made the seals impossible to be opened by anyone else(didn't want to wake up and find someone had revamped the entire village to look like the cities from my past life again), and left traps for anyone who tried. Whoever was dumb enough to try and get into my storage seals was most likely suffering in the hospital with chakra burns.

Idiots.

I quickly stripped off my dirty and horribly ripped clothes and tossed them at the wall before using a small burst of chakra to clean my hair and body. I then pulled out my shinobi grade clothing and dressed myself.

Finally I went over to heal Sai and get him out of his own restraints. I then cleaned him up properly so he wouldn't have to wake up to find his hair had been spit on.

I lifted him up into my arms and used a hiraishin seal to my house. Despite the fact that it was in the middle of Konoha, it was perfectly safe. The only people who could get in without triggering the fail safes were the people of team seven and Sai. Which I quickly rectified to only allowing Naruto, Sai and myself.

Kakashi and Sasuke had both proven their loyalty by beating up Sai and dragging us out of my house. It was the only possible reason for why I had woken up in Konoha's cells rather than in my own bed. Sai wouldn't have been able to defend himself against Kakashi.

I hope he understood that he'd made himself an enemy out of me.

I'd have to kill off my main character in my books too and give them a tragic ending. The readers would hate it, but it wasn't like they ever voted anyway.

I set Sai down in his room and went around cleaning my home from the battle that had gone on. It was a frustrating mess, and they had somehow gotten my food involved and wiped rice pudding all over my walls.

There were signs of fire jutsu's and earth jutsu's, and it just.. I sighed and made plans to stick stink seals all over Kakashi's entire apartment complex. Perhaps I'd even put shrink seals over all of his clothes so that they'd shrink every time chakra was channelled into them.