*Asahi hears a slightly gurgled scream*
*He rushes upstairs*
*Nishinoya is standing there, crying*
*Of course, Asahi asks what's wrong*
*Noya points to the bottle of Listerine mouthwash on the counter*
*Holy music stops*
*Asahi runs to the kitchen, grabs a knife, and walks carefully back upstairs holding it properly as to not hurt himself*
*He gets to the bathroom and stabs the bottle, then gives Nishinoya seven bucks because that shit was lowkey expensive for a bottle of mint-flavored torture*
And now they live happily ever after because there isn't any Listerine to ruin it.
Loosely based off of my first time trying mint-flavored Listerine mouthwash(today). My mouth still hurts.
