April 2nd, 2014
«Ashton»
Luke was watching Indiana and Zoë while I was watching Mackenzie so we just decide to help each other.
"He's my uncle!" Indiana clung onto Luke.
"No he's mine." Mackenzie hung on the other side making luke look at both of them.
"Girls, girls. I'm your uncle. And I'm your uncle." he looked at both of them.
"Okay." Kenzie said.
"Do you wanna go play dollies?" Indiana asked Kenzie.
Kenzie nodded and they ran upstairs.
"Zoë woke up!" Indiana yelled down.
I laughed as Luke groaned and went upstairs.
I followed and we went into Zoë's room to see her sucking her pacifier and giggling.
Luke picked her up and held her before she started crying.
He laid her down and changed her diaper before putting her back in her crib.
We were lazy, okay.
We went into Indiana's room to see her and Kenzie dressing up as fairies.
"Uncle Lukey and Uncle Ash should play too!" Kenzie said.
Indiana nodded and we looked at each other before nodding and let the girls get fairy wings and crowns and skirts.
Oh my god this was horrible.
I had a pink and purple skirt on, green fairy wings and a fake silver crown that squished my head.
Luke had a pink skirt, a fake gold crown and rainbow wings.
I heard the door open telling us Jack and Celeste are home.
Indiana and Mackenzie ran downstairs me and luke following slowly behind.
"Oh my god that hilarious." Jack pointed at us.
"Why did we agree to this?" I turned to luke.
He shrugged and we heard crying upstairs.
"I'll get it." Celeste laughed and went upstairs.
There was a knock on the door and I opened it, seeing it was michael.
"Daddy!" Kenzie smiled at him.
"Oh my god." He stared at me and luke.
"You suck." luke laughed.
"And you swallow." michael said.
"Let's go take these off." luke started pulling off the costume. I did as well before handing them to the girls who went to put them away.
"Well I don't get the pleasure of getting sucked off." luke complained.
"But that means more for me." I said.
"Meanie." luke pouted.
"Awe don't pout." I kissed his cheek making him blush.
"When did that happen?" Michael asked.
"I was thinking the same thing." Jack said.
"Two days ago." I said.
"Oh my gosh that's adorable." Michael squealed.
"You're so gay." Luke said.
"I'm bi. I have a daughter. So I did the frickle frackle with a girl." michael protested.
"I'm a guy and I can get pregnant." I said.
"That's different. You don't have a dick." He said.
"Daddy, what's a dick?" Kenzie came down the stairs.
I started laughing.
"What is it?" She asked.
"You'll find out at one point." michael laughed.
"Are we leaving?" Kenzie asked.
Michael nodded and she hugged Indiana before hugging me and Luke. She waved to Jack before taking Michael's hand and walking out.
"Indiana, why don't you go upstairs and play with mommy?" Jack said.
She nodded and ran upstairs.
"Rule number one. Never curse around a child." Jack laughed.
"It was michael!" Luke said.
"You started it though." He laughed.
I shrugged and got a bottle of water.
"Can you get me one?" Luke asked.
I shrugged and sat down.
"Then let me have part of yours." He said.
I took a sip before handing it to him.
"Celeste won't even let me do that after dating for 3 years, married for 5 and you are doing that after 2 days? Unfair." Jack said.
"Stop complaining. We did this even before we started dating." I laughed.
"At least you have someone to suck you off." luke laughed.
"You have someone, just not the right parts." Jack laughed.
"Well at least you don't have to deal with periods." I sighed.
"You have to deal with periods?" Celeste came into the kitchen.
"I'm transgender. How did you not know that?" Luke asked.
"Oh. I didn't. So you don't have a penis?" She asked.
"Correct." Luke looked so awkward.
"Oh so you feel my pain with periods?" Celeste asked.
"Yeah. Mine is irregular and is normally short probably because I have boy hormones but girl reproductive organs. So it's awkward." luke said.
"Wow. Just use protection for now please." she said walking back upstairs.
"I'm a virgin." I laughed.
"I'm not. I mean I have 2 kids." Jack laughed.
"I am. Unless I did before my car accident but I doubt that." I said.
"No. You didn't. Unless you didn't tell me." Luke laughed.
"I'll go with im most likely a virgin." I laughed.
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