The Adventures Of Red Dragonfly [Volume One]

Issue 18 - So Ya Need To Hit A Lick?

SOMEWHERE IN LAS VEGAS

Reggie Scallon was living his best life. By now, he was headlined all over the news. As the most felonious conman to ever walk the streets of Scarlet City.

Reggie rolled around on the money he stole in the motel room he rented as he laughed joyfully, tossing the cash in the air. For the time being, he went by the name Reggie Fritz to throw the cops off his trail.

"What should a fella do with all this money?" Reggie said to himself. "I know! I'll invest in Dogecoin! Yes, of course and..."

His eyes furrowed as he thought about it for a second. "No...that'll be stupid. Plus I'm pretty sure I'll get scammed."

Reggie laid back in bed and continued to ponder his future decisions. Then, another idea popped into his head. "I got it! I'll buy gold plated nuts to wear on my bling to impress all the bitches with and have my dick surgically enhanced to make it look like a fucking jumbo sausage and....and..."

Reggie then trailed off again, mulling over the outrageous shit he just said before sighing softly. He rubbed his face in frustration, looking at all the stacks of money he was laying on. "All of this money and I don't even know what to spend it on!" Reggie whined.

He raised up out of bed and walked towards the motel balcony. He heard that there was a nightclub nearby. "Hmm, I could always party like no tomorrow." Reggie said to himself. "Ugh, do I always talk to myself in third person? I really need to work on that."

And like that, Reggie decided to take a night out on the town. He wore new fresh clothes with his gold chains blinding the party goers. He struts his way onto the dance floor, shoving everyone else out of the way like the true egotistical jerk he was.

As the night went on, Reggie started wasting his money on more stupid things. Mostly out of drunkenness because he was heavily intoxicated. Reggie would sit down in a nearby booth, chugging a whole bottle of booze before seeing a woman standing in front of him. His vision would be blurry but he did get a good look at her cleavage.

"That's a lot of money you got there." The woman said in a sultry way.

Reggie grinned before sitting up softly and slicking up his eyebrows. "Sure is, sweet thang. You'll never guess where I got it."

The woman smirked softly as she made her way over to sit beside him. Reggie would wrap his arm around her waist and whispered in her ear. "I stole it...it doesn't belong to me." Reggie added with a snicker.

"Mmm, I like myself a man that takes what he wants..."

Reggie then laughed drunkenly, throwing his drink back as he got closer to her. "Then...how about I show you some of my skills?"

Later on, the two would make their way to the restroom in the back. They kissed deeply, with her lifting her own skirt and propping herself on the sink. "I'm Sophie, by the way." She introduced herself as Reggie was unbuckling his pants. "I'm...umm...Captain Frisbee." Reggie replied, silently admitting that his name was stupid.

As they were about to have sex, they saw that someone was already in there doing lines of coke by the sink beside them. Reggie looks at Sophie, wondering what they should do about that. The person saw them and rushed out of there quickly. Sophie looks at the sink. "They left some."