Adopted by Emma Watson.

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Seeing as I am a morning person, waking up at seven wasn't a problem, I normally wake up at five, which is what happened. I went on my run, yes the thought of running away tempted me, but in the end, if I ran away, I'd get lost, and then who would Emily have? Mina? She'd die from neglect.

This woman better be worth it, or me and Emily's bitch ass are out. end. of. discussion. Seven rolled around fast, and that hot lady- who I still didn't have the name of- came looking for me. I hid Emily, there was no chance she'd let me keep her, so I'd just have to hustle her to wherever we were going.

"Charlie?" her accent ringing through my room.

"What's up umm.. mom? dad? I never really got your name? you are a girl right?" I asked, causing her to laugh.

"Yes. I am very much a girl. It's Emma. Emma Watson, and please do not call me dad, or mom, it makes me feel old."

"Well aren't you?"

"No!"

"I am just messing with you," she smiled, "I suppose you are here to steal me away?"

"Sure!" she grabbed my bag, which I took from her, and we ventured to her car.

"You should let me drive. I am rather good at it," I said, looking at her.

"Suit yourself but if you kill us."

"I won't," she threw me the keys and I turned the car on, I've driven once or twice, I did have my license of course.. maybe.

The ride was smooth, with a few shouts from my right, I just chose to ignore those, until I realized that there was someone sitting there, "turn left here."

I screamed, "don't do that. I forgot you were there!" She just started laughing, her laugh was just as pretty as her.

"How did you forget I was here?" she laughed.

"You were being really quiet, and I just forgot," I said, focusing back on the road. After a few more rights, and lefts, we were officially let's say.. lost.

"Alright, we are switching," Emma laughed.

"Of course, clearly you are very bad at giving directions."

"Clearly you are bad at listening to them."

"How dare you," I said, faking shock, "at some point, you are going to realize I can't tell my left from right!"

After another hour, we finally made it to our destination, which was a mansion, cool I guess....

It was pretty big on the inside, but you know me, not one for.. big things. My room, cute, holy shit I sound ungrateful. Let me explain, the house was drop dead cute, omg the stairs those, there were more stairs than dollars in my bank account. OMG Shiny floor!

Ok. That's not gonna work.. sorry. I like my explanation better.. the floor, looked like a bodybuilder going to a competition. Shiny and bald. After walking up the never ending stairs- yes if you were wondering I fell up them god, why are you so nosy- we made it to her room. Hehe.

I am just kidding, jesus get your head off the gutter please. I am after all her freaking child. HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT EMILY. I reached into my pocket, I screeched at the realization a hoe wasn't in there. Um... how am I supposed to tell my 'mom' I lost a lizard she didn't know I had...

"What?" she asked, worried.

"Um! I j-just," out of the corner of my blue eye, I saw her, what a whore, she was crawling on Emma's back. Um. Wait. Shit. "Don't freak out."

"What?!

"See you are freaking out now, don't do that!" I reached for my scaly friend on her back, to which she STARTED FREAKING OUT! I TOLD HER NOT TOO! SORRY!

"What the fuck is that?"

"It's a lizard Emma."