Emma looked pissed this morning, like she could commit nine different crimes in seven different languages. I didn't dare get in her way; she was like a fire breathing dragon sometimes.
I wasn't going to get in her way; I had no way of knowing she was upset in the first place.
"Charlotte." It was just a statement.
Sound tough. Sound tough; "Y-yes?" fuck.
"Mind telling me why there was a thousand dollars charged overnight?" oh my god, I was hoping to have two days at least. Now I am going to tell you guys what I bought before I tell her because well- it's a long story, and right now I am still alive to tell it soo...
Basically what had happened was, was I found this really cool uhm how do I put this. It was like a bunch of cool things, so a disappearing pen, and a ring that controls the weather, now I know how dumb that sounds but I mean, just hear me out. The guy was so convincing, and it wasn't like I didn't do things like this.
I literally bought a book on how to control someones mind before, so this wasn't out of the blue for me. But still, I digress. And I know that it sounds dumb to spend a thousands dollars on such foolish items, but they were collectors, and I don't even have a collection; so I thought why not start now.
She wasn't too pleased with either of this, even after I told her I'd let her use them. She just, she was just so mad. Then I promised that I'd watch the Harry Potter movies with her, but she found out I already watched them with Olivia so she was just more mad by the afternoon and I dunno. I am surprised she didn't pack her bags and leave.
Me: we have a code orange! code orange!
CrackheadBlondeThatCanRead: ur stranded naked somewhere and a homeless man is touching your penis.
GramTheGay: she has a penis? why am I just learning this now? 💅
Me: i most certainly DO NOT have a penis, and that isn't even what code orange means. check the chart Olivia.
ShortStopRuelle: Charlotte I am pretty sure you might need to check the chart because that's exactly what a code orange is.
Me: WHOOPS BAHAHAHA. I mean't a code purple.
CrackheadBlondeThatCanRead: oH NO! Emma found out about the ring? and the pen? and the movies? did she find out you had sex with Candace?
HomieGEmma: She has sex with who?
ShortStopRuelle: YOU GUYS! YOU TEXTED THE GROUPCHAT WITH EMMA IN IT!
Me: Olivia I didn't have sex with Candace, I didn't even kiss her, she is so annoying with that. Like she's always on me, during practice too. Can't keep those drug infested hands off.
GramTheGay: wait like Candace Flowerly. HAHAHHAHA. Charlotte, out of all the girls that one. That one? I am not gay, but Jessica Simmons was talking about you and she is fine.
Me: Ugh! I don't understand any of you,
HomieGEmma: I feel like this conversation might be illegal.
ShortStopRuelle: Trust me Emma, they do a lot more illegal stuff than this, there was this one time when Charlie pantsed Olivia at the mall, Olivia forgot to pull her pants back up so she started chasing after her and tripped and fell.
CrackheadBlondeThatCanRead: BAHAHHAHAH I REMEMBER THAT HHAHA, THAT WAS A FUN TIME. We didn't even call to the mall because I wanted too, she was shopping for Emma's birthday present.
Me: I can't tell you anything you know? You tell Emma everything you guys are practically best friends.
HomieGEmma: don't get it twisted Charlotte we are best friends.
CrackheadBlondeThatCanRead: Charlotte it might be a bad time but Candace wants your snap.
Me: TELL HER I DON"T HAVE IT CLEARLY!!!!
CrackheadBlondeTheCanRead: Umm. Idk, that might not work.
Me: WHY?? I DON'T LIKE HER.
CrackheadblondeThatCanRead: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER! THAT YOU LIKE EM- NOPE THAT YOU HAVE A PET LIZARD YOU DEVOTED YOUR LIFE TOO????
Me: YES
HomieGEmma: WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING.
Me: Emma, help.
HomieGEmma: with what exactly?
Me: Um.. I don't know, I was hoping you'd know.
ShortStopRuelle: That isn't how that works Charlotte.
GramTheGay: Ruelle, baby, no offense but Charlottes mind works wonders, its like if jesus and a high hippe with a queer woman had a child together..
Me: Truly wouldn't put it past me.
CrackheadThatCanRead: Charlotte Lana wants to know if you kissed the hot woman in your kitchen.
Me: Umm, like the maid?
GramTheGay: AJFJOEJFEODS;FEKODFEJSLFEIEFEKIFME
ShortStopRuelle: the maid is pretty 🥵
CrackheadThatCanRead: No, not the maid, the other one.
Me: We only have one maid.
CrackheadThatCanRead: Let's go with that one then, did you kiss the maid?
Me: I never kiss and tell #Gentleman
HomieGEmma: we don't even have a maid, and if we do her name is Emma Watson. #exposed
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just some fun in the groupchat, I don't know if I'll write smut is that what y'all pervs want?
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Adopted by Emma Watson.
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