Adopted by Emma Watson.

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I am so scared I might die, no literally, Emma left for a project two days ago and I've been home alone. Olivia has been busy with her little sister, and of my friends weren't answering their phones! I AM GOING FUCKING DIE- wait I could just call Mina, nope that's why I was scared in the first place. 

See what had happened was the day Emma left I was so bored, because we are still on break and I was just enjoying my time by myself. But it was currently three in the morning and Mina told me there was a serial killer on the loose in the area. I think my eyes nearly bulged out of my head at that point. 

Don't try and lie to me, because I've seen those youtube videos, I didn't want to end up like one of those stories and then I heard someone rattling the door downstairs. I tiptoed down the stairs- wait no I didn't, I was sitting on my laptop writing some school paper, I crouched down and grabbed a knife. 

I slowly- because I am a ninja duh- made my way to the door, waiting for whoever it was to enter, and as soon as they did I screamed and lunged at them. 

"Alright listen bitch, I am no going to fucked with, my mom she knows people so if I die, she'll kill you with her bare hands," I spat. 

"Your mom?" Emma voice, oh shit. 

"Oh my god, Jesus I am so sorry, but heads up would be nice next time," I got off of her, and reached down to help her up. "Sorry bout that, Mina told me there was a serial killer that escaped prison, I am never listening to her again."

"Oh there is, that's why I am home so early," she looked at me with a serious face, I felt my eyes nearly leave their socket.

"What did you sayyyy?" I asked, horrified.

"Don't make me repeat myself, put the knife back, what if I had a gun? You would be dead," she groaned, grabbing the knife from me.

"I'd have you know I was peacefully working on my paper until you so rudely broke into your own house," I whined. 

"You are such a baby, how dare I? I can't believe I would do such a thing," she mocked, I just rolled my eyes. 

"Don't be made a seventeen year old is taller than you, grandma," I laughed, sitting back down at my laptop. 

"I'll have you know, I don't like people shorter than me, so oh well," she shrugged. Like people? Romantically?

"Loser," I scoffed, typing. For this next part I should mention Emma used my laptop once to check her email, oh boy, "Emma you got an email here, it says PORN SUBSCRIPTION EXPIRES IN THREE DAYS," my eyes went wide. 

"Dammit," she huffed, "forgot to renew it," she moved the laptop to face her, she was leaning over me, I could smell her. She smelled nice, I guess. "Charlotte this doesn't say porn! It says book subscription expires in three days."

"Ohhhh, that makes more sense now," I nodded, "Yeah, yeah I knew that."

"Mmmhmm," she hummed, god she was pretty. "Why do you have an email that has the word orgy in it?" she turned to face, I slammed the lid shut. 

"Olivia forwarded that to me," I muttered, "I declined it." My phone rang, I grabbed it, Mina. "Hello," I answered, Emma jumped up on the counter watching me.

"Did you die yet," she cackled.

"No but I almost killed Emma, and then she found your orgy email," I laughed.

"My what? OH, wait how did you get that?"

"Oh friend at school emailed it to me, anyways I have to go dying an all."

"be safe kid," the line clicked. 

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bop bop bop, guys a hoe just finished the wilds, fucking phenomenal show by the way, 10/10 recommend, also i am writing a novel rn it's titled, 'a stranger among us' it's lord of the flies inspired but with a twist, and a lot of conspiracies, would y'all be interested in that? if i posted it, lmk. sorry the ended to this isn't so hoT! but i luv u, and if i don't post tomorrow, MERRY CHRISTMAS, OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS, i personally hate christmas, anyways bye1