I hope I choke and die, now before you start saying 'Well Charlotte, why?' because Emma, Emma Watson, EmEm, she literally is making me eat celery. Fucking celery, not pardon my french but huh? Like I am by no means a picky eater, in fact I think I have a problem eating too much! But celery, that's a whole route I don't want to go down. Not even ants on a log, no thank you.
But she doesn't seem to believe me, so here I was sitting in the kitchen choking down a piece of celery like a fucking rabbit. Never again, I may be barf.
"Jesus Charlotte you look like you might cry," Ruelle snickered, I wanted to shove this piece of celery down her throat so bad, but I promised Emily I would go, can't believe I did that.
"You know what, I don't care, I am not eating that," I groaned, setting it down.
"Just think of it as Emma's-" I shot her a glare, "just think of it that Emily wants you to eat it," Olivia corrected, nice save.
"Nope, not even Emily could get me to eat it," I huffed.
"What about Emma, I bet if she put it somewhere you'd eat it," she paused looking at my mortified expression, "she's behind me isn't see?" I just nodded, I was absolutely mortified, scratch that I wanted to die from second-hand embarrassment.
"If Emma put what where?" she asked, looking at Olivia. None of us dared to speak, Ruelle was holding back laughter, Olivia was just as mortified as I was. "Hello? put what where and what would you eat?" Still no one dared to answer, "Someone better answer me, or Charlotte you're grounded."
"Oh see what happen- had happened was, um, er, Charlotte was eating celery so she wasn't exactly eating it," Ruelle started.
"And she wouldn't eat, so then then," she stuttered.
Taking one for the team, they both owe me, "she-she said, um, I bet if she put somewhere I'd eat it, but I just would like say for the record, I don't know, I don't have anything," I rubbed the back of neck with my hand.
"Alright, everyone go home except you Charlotte," Emma said, only after a few minutes of silence, oh no. I was for sure going to get my ass beat.
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"Ok. Before you get mad, I am not eating that rabbit food, secondly, Olivia is high half of the time, I promise, and thirdly your hair looks amaze today," I gave her a smile. After a few seconds she picked up the piece of celery, I gulped. She was going to murder me with it, gouge my eyes out, and then shove it down my throat until I choked and died.
Rest in Piece Charlotte Watson whatever fucking year it is, she ate it. But not normally no- no she ate it like those women actors in porn, my mouth dropped. She looked at me innocently and walked out of the kitchen. My jaw must've been on the floor.
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