the king - a sope ff

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✨the gay baes ✨

hobi 🥺
ugh okay you guys. time for a
a little rant session with your boy
hobi.

tae the gay:
oh- we abt to hear abt why you
been a sassy boy today-

kookie 🤠✨:
i'm getting the popcorn!!

joonie boonie;
well this is gonna be fun to hear

jiminie 🥺:
KOOK GET ME SOME AS WELL 🥺

kookie 🤠✨:
okay bet- i'll be at your dorm in a few

jinnie boo:
nuuu  hobi babie what's wrong 🥺

hobi 🥺:
okay so i was going to try making
moves on yoongi today so he can
FINALLY come to the realization
that he fucking likes me but that girl
just HAD to ruin that. PLUS on top of
that she decided to cling so much onto him
like bitch calm tf down??! just because
he's dating you doesn't mean you have
the rights to be all TOUCHY TOUCHY on
him. plus i don't understand why she
going around and telling everyone that
she's dating yoongi and on TOP of that
saying that they are going to stay together
forever like bitch no tf you aint lmfao he
gonna break tf up with your clingy annoying
self. SHE HAD THE NERVE TO COME UP
TO ME AND SAY THAT I CANT BE CLINGY
ON YOONGI BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM
UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE BITCH I AM
ALLOWED TO TOUCH HIM BECAUSE
I ASKED IF I COULD BE CLINGY YOU
JUST IMMEDIATELY STARTED
CLINGING TO HIM AS SOON AS HE SAID
YES. OH OH AND SHE TOLD  ME TO
BACK OFF OF YOONGI BECAUSE HES
HERS LIKE PLS YALL ONLY BEEN
DATING FOR NOT EVEN A DAY
STFU YOU CLINGY BISH-

hobi 🥺:
okay i'm done ✨

joonie boonie:
... that was like the most
i've ever seen hobi be so
mad about-

jinnie boo:
aww nu babie i'm sorry that
she was being like that :( she
shouldnt have spoken for the behalf
of yoongi like that since she wouldnt
know what makes him comfy and uncomfy

tae the gay:
what do you think yoongi
is gonna do? stay with her
for the next week or end
up breaking up with her soon?

jiminie 🥺:
i have no idea but damn-
i'm with kook rn and he's just staring
at his phone with larger eyes then
usual HDHDJD

kookie 🤠✨:
bruh- she sounds like she annoying-
like pls she should know that yoongis
gonna break her heart like what
happens with everyone else who he dates.
plus she needs ✨consent✨ before she
can go off being all touchy touchy
especially since everyone knows that
yoongi hates being touched unless
it's by close friends 😐

joonie boonie:
^^^ what koo said

jinnie boo:
yeah but to answer your
question tae, in all honesty i'm
not sure but i have a feeling that he's
gonna go to hobi about it tonight :)

jinnie boo:
if yoongi messages you hobi, can you
tell us what he says to you?

hobi 🥺:
y'all really think i WOULDNT tell
you guys if he texts me damn 💔

hobi 🥺:
but yeah i'll tell you guys what he says :)

jiminie 🥺:
i feel like he's gonna break up
with her too tbh

tae the gay:
break up with your gf~

kookie 🤠✨:
YEAH YEAH CAUSE IM BORED~

jiminie 🥺:
oh great- i have a live concert of
kook singing and dancing to that
song now-

tae the gay:
oh PLS you're enjoying the concert 🙈

hobi 🥺:
wbk he enjoying it

jiminie 🥺:
stfu before i choke you guys
until you can't see the light of
day again

tae the gay:
ohhh kinky pls do daddy

jiminie 🥺:
EWWW NO GROSS-
i aint your daddy-

kookie 🤠✨:
then who's daddy are you?

jinnie boo:
jimin is your daddy kook-

jiminie 🥺:
WOAH THERE OKAY
THATS ENOUGH FOR TODAY-

kookie 🤠✨:
i'm not complaining tho :)

hobi 🥺:
love how this turned from me ranting
into the jikook gay session

joonie boonie:
that's exactly why we the gay baes-
we can't help but let our gay pop out

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hi! i hope you enjoyed :) uhh yeAh jikook content ✨ also i was eating candy while writing this out cause i'm like that 😌 idk why i'm telling yall this- BYE NOW!!