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the gay baes

hobi 🥺:
hola bitches :)

hobi 🥺:
yoongi is asleep so i can tell
y'all the shi that just happened :)

tae the gay:
omfg yes! spill! right now!!!

jiminie 🥺:
i gots my popcorn ready :))

kookie 🤠✨:
HEHEHEHHE I GET TO
HEAR ABT SOME TEA

jiminie 🥺:
yo, where's joon and jin?
usually they would already be
telling hobi to spill out- esp
since jin was sooooo excited-

tae the gay:
how much you wanna bet they're
fucking at jins dorm?

kookie 🤠✨:
i bet you ten dollars if they
are fucking

jinnie boo:
i- we weren't fucking 💔

joonie boonie:
i made jin mad cause i broke
some of his utensils and cooking
supplies in his kitchen so he was
scolding me instead :((

kookie 🤠✨:
haha tae bitch you owe me
ten dollars!!! i'm so glad i decided
to go with they weren't fucking :))

tae the gay:
DAMN IT! i never win bets 😭💔

tae the gay:
next time when y'all abt to fuck
tell me so i can win a bet for once :(

jinnie boo:
no????? that's really weird tae-

joonie boonie:
yeah no thanks- it's our sex life
not yours you weirdo HAHSHS

kookie 🤠✨:
bold of you to assume i have
a sex life :))

jiminie 🥺:
hello??? can we focus on what
happened with hobi and yoongi hyung
today?????

jinnie boo:
yes! please i want all the details!

jiminie 🥺:
me too cause im running out of
popcorn since i are most of it already-

tae the gay:
i mean hobis been typing this
entire time sooo he must be writing
a lot- AJSJSJSJ

hobi 🥺:
okAy so pretty much yoongi came
to my place and i was already in my outfit. i
like opened the door he was just like looking
up and down my outfit which caused me to
only get even more nervous because fuck my
crush was staring at me when i was wearing
something i enjoyed wearing with mainly
only ever myself so then i was like hyung
everything okay? but i ended up stuttering since i was so nervous and after like a minute
he had finally responded saying that
everything was fine then asked if he could
come in because ngl i tOtALly forgot
that he was not even in the dorm. so that
was not very fun. so i was like oh yeah
and let him in and was like should we eat
something here or like just go straight to watching the movie? and he said we could go
to the old ramen place we used to eat at :(
so i was like oh yeah sure let me change so i
don't embarrass you or get judged for being
out with someone who cross dresses and this
man said that he didn't care and wanted me
to feel comfortable wearing whatever i want to
so yeah- then we went out blah blah but before we went in, he told me to cling onto him because people specifically guys will be staring
at my bodies so we just walked in holding hands which ended in me clinging onto his whole arm but he didn't care at ALLLLL 💔 which he also would glare at anyone staring at
me which oml my heart did a thing 🥲 we got
seated and this one fucker kept staring at my
body and licking his lips, biting his lips and being really disgusting so then i get like extremely uncomfy which yoongi picked up
on amd once again HELD MY FUCKING HAND LILE MIN YOONGI CAN UOU STOP
BEINH BOUFRIEND MATERAOL 😭 which
at the time calmed me as well as made me blush but shhhh so uhh yeah then we went home and watched tangled! he's now asleep on the other side of the couch :)

hobi 🥺:
oh yeah.. while we were eating i felt
this really weird feeling as if someone
was glaring at me.. i brushed it off at first
and looked around and i'm pretty sure i
saw kwan but it could be another girl
since i'm not fully sure haha

jinnie boo:
wAIt OMGGGG YPONGI IS
SUCH A GOOD HYING TO YOU
PLS HIS CRUSJ FOR YOU FI BE
SJOWINGSJSHSJDDISHSJKDJD

joonie boonie;
see hobi babie, i told you everything
would be fine and that yoongi wouldn't
judge you for crossdressing!!!

jiminie 🥺:
me having no love life like:

kookie 🤠✨:
welp that sucks haha.. i
have a crush but he doesn't
feel the same way so it's whatever

tae the gay:
queue john cenas
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

kookie 🤠✨:
yes bitch i'm fucking sure about it.

tae the gay:
kook bunny babie, i don't think
you are :)

kookie 🤠✨:
ugh whatever anyways hobi
i'm so happy that yoongi didnt
let anyone do anything to you
and made you feel comfy 🥺🥺

jiminie 🥺:
me too! i'm so proud of you
hobi for letting us and yoongi know
abt what you enjoy!!! plus he was
approving of it :(

hobi 🥺:
yeah.. i just hope that no one
from the uni saw me and isnt going
to make fun of me for it or share
it around to the school since some of
the other students are really judging

jinnie boo:
okay if anyone and i mean ANYONE
harasses you about it or even says
anything to anyone about it, text us to
meet in the very back of the courtyard
and we'll all go there to comfort you. okay?

joonie boonie:
and i don't even care if it's
in the middle of class. i will most
definitely come.

jiminie 🥺:
WOAH JOON AGREEING
TO LEAVE CLASS FOR HOBI??
that's so sweet :( but yeah same!
i'll leave class for you :))

kookie 🤠✨:
yeah same :) i'll be there in
like a minute hehehehehh i'm flash!!

tae the gay:
i thought you liked iron man
tho? but i'll be there too! i'll make
sure of it! even if i'm with my bf
i'll drop his ass and be there

kookie 🤠✨:
iron man is still my fav stfu
but i'll be as quick as the flash!

hobi 🥺:
haha thanks guys :) i'll text you guys
don't worry! but i'm sure nothing will
happen. monday will be a good day!

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foreshadowing is a biiiittc- anywAyS haha i hope you enjoyed! if some of the text goes everywhere it's because ya author was trying to multitask by watching a bts movie and write this- jungkook is flying rn cause it's euphoria bts :)) also my friends and i finished demon slayer today finally after we procrastinated for a bit over watching it LMFAO we also listened to expensive girl on loop for an hour-

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