Kinmokusei [Naruto Various x BNHA! Reader]

Chapter Twelve

New normal

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Shenanigan

high-spirited or mischievous activity

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I was awake bright and early, well fed and waiting casually outside my door with my new ninja outfit, consisting of a simple black cropped hoodie, black leotard shorts and red stockings, my hair styled comfortably. I chuckled when I heard panicked rustling from Naruto's apartment, a smirk growing on my face as I shook my head. A few seconds later Naruto flung himself out the door, panting heavily with his goggles still in hand. "Busy morning?" I questioned, watching as he casually put the goggles on his head, shooting me a smile. "Not at all! Ready to go?" I gave a hum of affirmation, following the boy as He led me to the academy the two of us talking animatedly to each other.

After arriving the two of us split off from eachother, naruto to class and me to to what I could only assume who is the equivalent to a principal's office. The room was extremely generic, housing scrolls and a simple desk. I sighed softly as I scratched my neck, taking a seat and thinking hard about what I would say when I met the class. 'hm.. let's see.. maybe... No, no. That's dumb. I want to be goofy but not so weird that I seem like a lunatic.. this will be a fine line to walk on But I need everyone to underestimate me.. aha! I got it!' I smiled stupidly to myself, turning my head to the door when I heard it click open, a man with light brown hair stepping in. He had a large scar that stretched across his nose, the usual Jounin uniform hugging his body. "Good morning, you must be (y/n) (l/n), I'm Iruka Umino.
I'll be your sensei." I stood up, standing straight with a smile. "It's nice to meetcha Iruka sensei. Iruka smiled at me, giving a simple nod before gesturing for me to follow, the two of us walking away from the room and down the hall, Iruka gesturing as he spoke. "Now, The Hokage insisted that you wouldn't have any trouble catching up but If you feel like you're falling behind feel free to ask me any questions you need to. I'm always here to help." I nodded confidently, my arms folded behind my head as I walked. "You got it Sensei." I hummed giving a nod. The man chuckled softly, giving my back a firm pat as we came to a stop Infront of a classroom. "Alright, here we are. Give me a moment to settle everyone down. I'll call you in so you can introduce yourself." "Okidoke sensei, do your stuff." The man smiles as he opened the door, slipping inside before closing it firmly. I leaned closer to the door, listening as everyone when quiet. "Alright class, we have a new student joining us today so please treat them with respect." The room erupted in chatter, Iruka clearing his throat to silence them again. "Alright (y/n), you may enter." I slid the door open, my eyes immediately landing on  Naruto who had the biggest grin I've ever seen on his face. I kept my face neutral as I walked to the front of the class, standing calmly. The room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I waited a second, letting them look me over before speaking. "My name is..." I let the room swell with silence before whipping a pair of sunglasses out of my pocket, putting them on in one swift motion before shooting finger guns at my new classmates, a catty grin growing on my face as my posture relaxed. "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III But most people call me (y/n) (l/n). The pleasures all yours." The room seemed to be frozen in silence before people started shouting questions at me, Iruka calming them back down quickly. "Alright everyone, hold on. Raise your hand and (y/n) can answer a few questions. I watched in amusement as everyone's hand shot up but Naruto, my eyes gliding from student to student before they landed on pale blond hair. "You, the blonde hottie." I watched as she choked on air, quickly shaking it off as she stood up. "My name's Ino Yamanaka! Is there anyone in this classroom you would date?!?" I hummed softly as my eyes traveled the class, giving a simple nod as I spoke. "Yeah. I'd probably go for anyone in this room. Well, anyone but duckass over there." I hummed as I jutted my thumb towards the brooding ravenette In the corner who simply shot me a glare, the females of the room sighing in relief as hands shot back into the air. I pointed at the pinkette as she shot up from her seat pointing an accusatory finger at me. "Sakura Haruno, You said anyone one in the room but him?! Why?!" I snorted softly as I shook my head slightly, answering honestly. "Judging by his body language I would go out on a limb and say even if I did find any form of interest, he wouldn't be interested at all. He seems like he doesn't even want to be here in the first place, much less to date anybody. And by 'everyone in the room but him' I do mean everyone. Speaking of which, it seems like you dropped something, doe eyes." I looked in the direction of the glass eyed girl, Everyone turning to Hinata who searched around her seat before looking up at me in confusion. "Huh? What did I drop?" I snickered as I leaned on the wall, pushing my sunglasses on the top of my head as I smiled at her. "Your standards. How about we get dinner sometime?" I watched with a wide grin as the room swelled with chaos, Hinata blushing a deep red as steam came from her ears, her eyes turning to swirls as she promptly fainted, Naruto laughing hysterically at his desk, the girls going red at the implication as the boys chattered animatedly. Iruka silenced the room again, hands shooting into the air again. "How about you duckass." I watched in amusement as the stoic boys eye twitched, the room going silent as he spoke calmly. "Sasuke Uchiha. Did you come from another Village?" I gave a nod, putting my hands on my hips. "Yup. I come from a very secretive village named the Village hidden in the concrete, or Mustafu for the ones who live there. Don't bother looking at any maps, you won't find it." The ravenette scoffed slightly as he glared harder at me. "The why are you here?" I chuckled as I crossed my arms, smiling brightly. "Because I am! And that's all you deserve to know duckass!" Before the room could turn chaotic again, iruka stepped between us, a strained smile on his face. "A-alright that's enough questions. (Y/n), please sit next to Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto?" The blond haden't even got his hand into the air before I had plopped down beside him, the two of us exchanging high fives before turning to Iruka with wide grins, the poor man sweatdropping. "G-good you know eachother." I wrapped an arm around Naruto's shoulders, hugging him close. "Duh! Were best friends after all!" I watched as Iruka gulped in fear, assumably thinking about having not one but TWO troublemakers in class. He shook it off quickly, getting back to class. The rest of my day was spent fairly normally, no one approaching me aside from Naruto who kept pointing out others in class and telling me their names.

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"I can take it." I said calmly, my (e/c) eyes locked onto the perpetually closed eyes of another, the man I'm staring at sweat dropping slightly. "Come on kid, this is THE spiciest ramen I can make. It's too much for you." I glanced to my left, The hyperactive blond beside me slurping on his third bowl of ramen, watching with wide eyes filled with anticipation. A grin grew on my face as I looked back at Teuchi. "How about a deal, hm? If I can eat not one but two bowls of the 'melt your soul' ramen, then you never tell me no on getting it again, AND! All the ramen Naruto eats today will be free. if i can't then I'll do all of your delivery runs AND do the dishes for for an entire week. Deal?" Teuchi and I have a stare off before he gives a simple nod, the two of us shaking hands to seal the deal. I smiled happily as I watched the man get a new pan out, putting on two pairs of gloves and carefully getting out various amounts of peppers and chopping then, his eyes watering in the process while he quickly gets to work. I heard sniffling to my right as I cocked my head in Naruto's direction again, the poor blond rubbing his eyes slightly as he spoke. "(Y-y/n), I don't think this is a very good idea. Are you sure you can handle it?" I giggled at the boy, ruffling his hair happily before giving a firm nod. "Of course! You have no idea how long I've waited to get some good spicy food!" Naruto sweatdrop's slightly, the two of us looking when Teuchi sets down two small bowls of dark red noodles, the man giving me a smug smile. "All right then little (y/n). Dig in." I smiled happily at him, giving a firm nod before picking up my chopsticks and taking a bite. My mouth erupted in different flavors, the combination making me wiggle happily in my seat as I eagerly tore into the bowls, eating every last noodle and even drinking the broth. After finishing both bowls off I carefully sat the two onto the table, giving a flabbergasted Teuchi a wide smile. "That was better then expected! Can I have another? Maybe in a normal bowl this time?" The chef just sat there, his mouth flapping in shock before shaking his head, a large grin growing on his face. "Sure thing! Mind if I bring a few friends over? They'll never believe me unless I show them." I giggled at his enthusiasm giving him a thumbs up. I watched him set some more noodles to boil before rushing out the back door, muffled yelling following. I shook my head in amusement before turning to the strangely quiet Naruto, snorting at his astonished expression. "I told you I could handle it!" The blond scoffs playfully, crossing his arms. "Yeah yeah! I bet it's not even that spicy to begin with!" I playfully stuck my tongue out of him, turning my head away once other people from nearby stands came in, forming a partial circle around me to my left, staying far away from Naruto. Seconds after everyone funneled in, Teuchi arrived again, following the same process as he made a giant bowl of the fiery red noodle, setting it infront of me and giving a proud nod. I chuckled at his enthusiasm before digging in to the good sized meal, humming happily once the flavor hit my senses causing me to happily hold my cheek,  slurping away at the noodles, going slow to not only savor the amazing flavor but to also inflate my ego a bit as every bite I took caused gasps to echo around me. I opened my eyes and looked to naruto just in time to see him grab a single noodle out of my bowl, shoving it into his mouth only to immediately panic, tears dumping from his eyes in buckets and his face to become a deep maroon before he opened his mouth, literal flames shooting out. The other vendors ran off the instant the boy started spitting flames as I snorted keeping my eyes on the panicking boy, still eating as if it was the most casual experience in my life. Sadly, it was brought to an end when Teuchi literally held the boy down, dumping multiple cartons of milk down his throat. I rolled my eyes, taking the last noodles in the bowl and eating them calmly before drinking down the broth, a sad smile on my face. 'enjoy moments like these while you can..' at this point, I wasn't certain if the thought was directed towards the blond or if it was directed to me. Either way, I wasn't planning on forgetting even a moment of this.

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(Okay, next update I'm going to make much longer then normal for the sake of maybe finishing this series before 2022. I tried to keep this fairly different from the other Naruto various I've seen, hopefully it worked! Anywho, see ya in the next one! January 28th, 2021!)