through the phone | mileven texting au

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mike 🛹✋🏻

I AM DONE

um should i be concerned??

I AM SO OVER MEN
I AM DONE
DONE
DONE
I REPEAT AGAIN
DONE

i'm guessing the date didn't go well?
well it's 10:30 rn
so you left?

ugh no
I AM OVER MEN THO

alright start from the beginning

ok so he picked me up at 7 because we were going to 'dinner' but then he made me go pick up some weed with him first
ok and i don't smoke just saying

that's good

and the dealer was like checking me out and yeah it made me feel like i was hot for once but he was such a creep but at least i know my fashion senses are good
anyways not the point. he then said to skip dinner because he wanted to get straight into it?

el, what did you do

MIKE!
LET ME FINISH

ok sorry
go on

so of course i knew he meant sex and well he made me feel good about myself so i decided why not
BUT THE RUMOURS WEREN'T TRUE
he is so bad in bed
i can't
like i have a body count of 6 and i feel like i'm sooooo better
ew i sounded like a whore
but the whole time i was just like DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING CLIT IS
DO I NEED TO INFORM THE UNIFORMED

oh wow
that escalated real quick

sorry i made you uncomfortable

no no it's good

BUT UGH I WAS REALLY HOPING FOR A BETTER HOOK UP AT LEAST
and did i mention he has a tiny dick too?
who made the fucking rumours and why isn't he exposed?

please expose him before someone else gets hurt

HAHAHAHA
i'm not really a exposer but i'll tell liv to
she a baddie 💅🏻
but my fit was literally so fucking good

really what was it?

ooh i took a photo because i felt so good
hold on

holding

wow
you look wow
you look good
pretty

aww thanks
but IM STILL PISSED OVER THIS STUPID DATE