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Pickup lines by u_r_grounded
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Pickup linesby Lola Fatai Alias
Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...
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Sirens and pirates by AFruityFerret030
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Sirens and piratesby AFruityFerret030
You don't understand why parents leave their fry before they even hatch and leave them and their siblings to survive by themselves. You don't understand why sirens only...
Funny Tweets | ✔ by StarsAbove129
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Funny Tweets | ✔by r
Just the funniest tweets ever to make you laugh. Enjoy!
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Wish You Were Here by Simp2076
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Wish You Were Hereby yoiwriteshi
ON BREAK Meet Nithin, an aspiring web designer. Naveen, an ambitious neurosurgery student. Varun, a dreaming young man who wants his own cafe and Armaan, an eager cricke...
Funny poems by TheoriginalsJoker
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Funny poemsby TheoriginalsJoker
Hilarious stuff I come up with this don't copy .
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She Plays It Like She's NOT Mindless (A Mindless Behavior Story) [UNEDITED] by iBasedSupreme
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She Plays It Like She's NOT Mindle...by TK 💜
**MY EXTREMELY BASIC STORY** What if Mindless Behavior went to your school for a whole semester? Meet Jas'marieé. She thinks they're a bunch of toolbags coming to break...
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Serial Designation by TheGhostShadow1234
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Serial Designationby GhostyChronos1234
Another completely random project that makes zero sense. Enjoy this insanity of a sci-fi story about killer robots that control the human population a little TOO well.
How To Be Emo by AlexisTheThugPugStar
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How To Be Emoby Alexis ;3;
Want to be emo? Well, I have written down semi-useful tips and tricks for being emo. Enjoy! *WARNING- SCENE CONTENT MAY BE PRESENT* POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING??!!
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Lightbulb the unicorn- A joke fanfic. by TammyDaChicken
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Lightbulb the unicorn- A joke fanf...by TammyHeHe
Uhhh uhm I can explain myself Soo I had an idea on April fools day. I actually really liked the idea... so... here it is A side note: all the characters are extremely oo...
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KOTLC Memes that are KEEFE APPROVED by sophieswiftie
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KOTLC Memes that are KEEFE APPROVEDby Annabeth Swift
[COMPLETE] Ok these are a ton of KOTLC memes that are KEEFE APPROVED!!!! None of the characters are mine, they belong to Shannon Messenger. Most of the memes aren't mine...
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Vocaloid Headcanons By Miyu! :) (A BIT OUTDATED LMAO) by callima_karma
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Vocaloid Headcanons By Miyu! :) (A...by Arthesia!
Might as well share my own headcanons too ig Oh, and when it comes to the vocaloids' ages, I only know some of them have canon ages, for the rest, irdk oof, so correct m...
Tottpad Memes by SassyExplosionMurder
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Tottpad Memesby ғᴀᴛᴇᴇɴ
Warning: THESE MEMES ARE ALL MADE BY ME UNLESS I SAID SO OTHER WISE. • • • Let's be honest... Wattpad is filled with Thots. So much that they're even making a freaking...
Just for Swimmers by chipman_15
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Just for Swimmersby A.R.Chip
[Highest rank: #1 in thatmoment] ~2019 [COMPLETED] If you are not a swimmer there are some nice little no life books just for you! To all my swimmers who will read this...
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Switched Bitches by togasgirlfriend
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Switched Bitchesby 𝒑 𝒊 𝒏 𝒌
Basically, Midoriya and Bakugou switched personalities,... that's it-
Balls, Brains and Bad Descisions by eblikestoread
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Balls, Brains and Bad Descisionsby eb
idk bro, i just wanna write something because im bored af, and since you are on wattpad, I'm sure you're jobless too so might as well give it a go?
rengoku x akaza warning very segsy by Micr0M0us3
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rengoku x akaza warning very segsyby micro ._. mouse
akaza thinks rengoku is his littek tsundere rawr xd hehe uwu (COVER ART IS MINE!!)
Donald Trump x Reader (!!!CANCER!!!) by LenLen_Chemotherapy
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Donald Trump x Reader (!!!CANCER...by Len Len
Trumpie see, Trumpie do, and Trumpie see you.
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Billie Eilish Funny Smut/Stuff by av0k0d0
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Billie Eilish Funny Smut/Stuffby grace
got deleted on 8/16/21 and only got some of it recovered :( this book is purely just for laughs