Sexter Stories

*this story is set five years after DOTL, Ghastly, Kenspeckle and many other of Derek's awesome characters who unfortunately died are alive. (yay)* (when I started this, resurrection onwards didn't exist so, if you've read Derek Landy's awesome new books, just pretend they don't exist :)) Valkyrie's going back. After five years I America, she was going back to Ireland. She had no idea what she'd find when she got there, but she was about to find out. Things, people, and pretty much everything has changed. Including skulduggery. Both he and Valkyrie have discovered something that neither of them expected. And when an unexpected visitor shows up, the dead men will have to make sure they're focused enough for the task at hand...and make sure the world doesn't end in the process........ Again. Fair warning, I wrote the first four or so chapters of this ages ago, and my writing has gotten better since then. So, bare with the bad writing for the first bit, I promise it gets better :D. (I can't actually guarantee there won't be any mature content. Still working on the story. Just warning y'all. If you're not into that then skip the chapter.) Oh yeah! And Erskine is good.

I mean the prologue is the description. Basically a Shudderkin au where the Dead men live in a house together except Larrikin isn't one of them and Skully died in the war. Sexter and Granegan hinted and Hopeskine later developed in the side lines. Please make sure to credit me and stuff because I want this to be a long going project and I want to do art and stuff for it so yeah.

,I wanted to be killed by a piano, you know?"asked Saracen with a soft smile while he looks around and avoided looking Dexter actually in the eyes. ,,I know."replied Dexter softly and put one hand reassuring on Saracens shoulder in an attempt to comfort his friend. ,,Are you going to do it now?"asked Saracen and his voice was slightly quivering.

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain are PERFECT for each other but they just won't admit it. So Tanith and the Dead Men are going to cause some havoc... >:3 A little bit. I (unfortunately) do not own these characters. Derek Landy (the golden god) does. Ghanith and Sexter included. 6 3 6 Oh and by the way, Valkyrie is in her 30's in this fan fiction cause why not. THIS IS GONNA SUCKKKKK.

My entry for the February competition.

After the escape of Melancholia from the sanctuary, the dead men must find out what she plans to do with her power. It all becomes harder when she teams up with Eliza Scorn to bring back the faceless ones...

All Saracen Rue wanted was to get drunk and watch the football. Unfortunately Dexter Vex's ability to get him in trouble when there barely speaking is as polished as ever, and he's literally dragged out a pub on a dramatic adventure full of cats and heinous plots and things like that.

A fluffy Valduggery Oneshot with some Sexter hinted at :) Valkyrie is 27 here. Feedback is as always appreciated!

This is a continuation of skulduggery gets Facebook by Kerbykelly.

Just a bunch of one shots about all of your favourite Skulduggery Pleasant characters. This will literally contain anything, including Valduggery, Sexter, Ghanith, Flecherie... etcetera etcetera. Possibly something about potatoes but you can never be too sure. I own none of these characters, apart from the obvious ones, Derek Landy (the Golden God) does. I know, it's painful.

These are just some random Skulduggery Pleasant One-shots. I take requests!

When Valkyrie admits her feelings to Skulduggery he freezes because he cannot believe anyone would say that to him, he doesn't believe he is worth it. When he "wakes up" he realises that Valkyrie has ran away, she avoids his calls and everything that reminds her of him. He overhears Tanith mention that she has been calling her and "interrogates" her. She tells him that Valkyrie has been calling her for news. He gets to her in time to save her from something and they live happily ever after... Maybe...

After the War of the Sanctuaries leaves the Irish Sanctuary in a state of weakened authority, The Supreme Council has returned with another reason to battle to Sanctuary. Negotiations are made, and the Sanctuary has been given a limited amount of time to find and stop Darquesse's evil reign. "I Won't Always Be There to Save You" tells the tale of the team Skulduggery Pleasant recruits, the vague planning and the rather large amount of improvisation that went into the making of this mission. Along the way, members Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue finally come to terms with their unlabeled and unspoken relationship. Like a flower growing between concrete, their relationship can only last so long in impossible circumstances.

Skulduggery pleasant oneshots, headcanons, and scenarios.

One Month after they were shunted out of Sync. One Month since all that. One Month. And Kenny Dune is still active. What is he after? Why is he doing this? Will the Mortals find out? Will the sanctuaries be able to keep magic from them any longer? A conspiracy is growing. Roads lead to dead ends. Somebody wants a to kill the Dead Men. Kidnaps are plaguing the sanctuary. It's an explosive series finale. Disclaimer: All characters/ places credit to the Golden God that is Derek Landy. Thank you for being you.

Old enemies. New enemies. Old friends. New friends. Grudges and plots. What happens when tensions between certain men become unbearable? What happens when they find they have a traitor in their mists? Will they then in turn have to their own demons inside to battle a greater enemy? Will old lovers get back together, or will the bond keep a strong hold, even after all these years? *** Darquesse and Lord Vile end up being the only hope for the world around them, as older enemies thought to be long dead start to walk about again. But with the Dead Men finding out about their true identities, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are finding it difficult to keep ahold on their demons, and make sure they use their rage for good.