I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
I was trying to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was a big oar-deal.
Always trust a glue sales men. They tend to stick to their word.
Novice pirates make horrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
I saw a beaver movie last night. It was the best dam movies I've ever seen.
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
