8 One Liners

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Look at the funny photo in the media. Sorry I haven't updated in a while guys. I've meant to.

1. I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

2. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

3. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

4. If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible.

5. My calling in life went straight to voicemail.

6. If everyday is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.

7. You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.

8. I'm so jealous of all those people that haven't met you!

I hope y'all liked this and the media. XD

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