A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, but I came here to get medical help."
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and it followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed "sleeping" she called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, "Your dog is dead." She asked the doctor to preform another test to be sure. The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked around the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doctor up the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, "Your dog is dead." The lady said, "OK, so how much do I owe you?" The doctor said, "$300." She said, "What?!?! How could it cost that much?" He said, "$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan."
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
