7 Puns

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So I don't know if these are all puns but some of them are really funny.

The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

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