Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A solider who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
And my all time favorite.....
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....