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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A solider who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

And my all time favorite.....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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