Okay so that video is just a little bit descriptive. But it's really funny!
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn't qmatter, none of them work.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because be Neverlands...
15 Things to do before you die...
1) Look through a see through mirror and when someone approaches the other side shout out, "OH MY GOSH! I'M HIDEOUS!
2) Go into and elevator and place a big chair facing away from the door. Then when someone walks in turn around and say dramatically, 'I've been expecting you.'
3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan, 'with great power comes great responsibility' then walk away.
4) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
5) Point at somebody an say 'you're one of them!' Run then pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
6) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
7) Put mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell a friend it's ice cream.
8) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
9) In a public restroom pass a note to the person in the stall next to you,
10) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of a potato.
11) Call McDonald's asking directions to Burger King.
12) Order pizza five minutes before New Years. When it comes yell, I ORDERED THIS LAST YEAR!!!
13) Bring a desk onto an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
14) Go to an electronic store with a banana and tell them you want to upgrade to an apple.
15) Hide a walkie talkie in a bush and scare people when the go by.
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
